"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I Stole My Best Friends Target!

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DJ_Hero said:
Rule #1 of Bro Code:

Bros before hoes.
nuff said. Don't let chicks mess with your fellow ****s.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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UPDATE…

Went to his house with cofee, apologized! Hugged him told him I loved him like a brother!
Said I WOULD NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! Thankful we're ok again :)

Even though I was wrong I reinforced all his mistakes though. I think I got through this time because HE SAW it in action...he said "how did you get her to kiss you so fast, you were pushing her away & she was all over you"?

This case is closed. learned my lesson

NEVER EVER DO THAT TO A FRIEND unless u dnt give a f*ck about him or he clears it with you

Thx again guys for all the input
 

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IamJosan said:
You were a **** if he didn't agree to you going for it.
As I stated I kept giving him advice, 'kiss close', 'more kino' etc... I said "if you dnt kiss close I will" josan I dnt care if ur ok with it, I only care that he knws its a mistake I made

my main mistake was not showing him exactly what to do. You cant tell just anyone "hey go kiss close that chick" without a strategy
 

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NoCommitments said:
UPDATE…

Went to his house with cofee, apologized! Hugged him told him I loved him like a brother!
Said I WOULD NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! Thankful we're ok again :)

Even though I was wrong I reinforced all his mistakes though. I think I got through this time because HE SAW it in action...he said "how did you get her to kiss you so fast, you were pushing her away & she was all over you"?

This case is closed. learned my lesson

NEVER EVER DO THAT TO A FRIEND unless u dnt give a f*ck about him or he clears it with you

Thx again guys for all the input
+1 Rep for being a man of your word, for examining your motives and behavior and taking action to make it right.

You swallowed your pride, sought counsel, and took care of business. You set an excellent example publically. I have A LOT of respect for that. Great job!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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