well after a few days of school i switched one of my classes. its loaded!! 2 of the hottest girls in my grade and like 8 of my closest friends. i sit next to one of the hotties. i ask her about the class and what its like. didnt wanna talk to her too much...she's sick so i didnt wanna bug her. so im looking for something to funny to say to her about not getting me sick. so could someone help me out with a line?
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arutha
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:crackup: Say that in a kinda sexual way, and it could be really hilarious. I'll have to remember that.Originally posted by Soniq_red
"I wanna miss some school, care to make me sick?"
Although I'm in uni not school, and if you want to miss it you just simpy miss it and no one cares... Oh well.
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Make fun of her cold it should work.
like when she sneezes say:
"Gross, What you got up in there?"
like when she sneezes say:
"Gross, What you got up in there?"
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phatboi408
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If your in college then just go up and just sit right in between all the girls.
I did. I sit with this FINE A$$ hottie. WHo happens to be the best looking in the class and she was pretty shy until I was walking to the bus stop with her. I number closed with her. So I'll wait until monday until monday when i see her in class befor i call her.
Oh the il thing didnt work quite well. This girl said:
"I think I got a stomach bug"
And she did look pretty ill and green. So i left it o_0
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Oh the il thing didnt work quite well. This girl said:
"I think I got a stomach bug"
And she did look pretty ill and green. So i left it o_0
l8z
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there's this reallly hot brunette in my physics class. nice, luscious lips, slammin' body, basically all u can ask for physically in a girl. she's a jr. i'm a sr. i'm definately not her type, b/c she's extremely materialistic(fashionista) and seems like a wild child.
the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.
i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.
i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
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Also makes girls jealous that you like.Originally posted by .illadelph
there's this reallly hot brunette in my physics class. nice, luscious lips, slammin' body, basically all u can ask for physically in a girl. she's a jr. i'm a sr. i'm definately not her type, b/c she's extremely materialistic(fashionista) and seems like a wild child.
the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.
i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
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