"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i sit next to her

JayCamx23

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well after a few days of school i switched one of my classes. its loaded!! 2 of the hottest girls in my grade and like 8 of my closest friends. i sit next to one of the hotties. i ask her about the class and what its like. didnt wanna talk to her too much...she's sick so i didnt wanna bug her. so im looking for something to funny to say to her about not getting me sick. so could someone help me out with a line?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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arutha

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Originally posted by Soniq_red

"I wanna miss some school, care to make me sick?"
:crackup: Say that in a kinda sexual way, and it could be really hilarious. I'll have to remember that.

Although I'm in uni not school, and if you want to miss it you just simpy miss it and no one cares... Oh well.
 

The Master Disaster

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Make fun of her cold it should work.
like when she sneezes say:
"Gross, What you got up in there?"
 

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hmm Why did she sit with you. Is there a reason? Were you on talking terms? Did you know her and vise versa? the girls all sit together in college.

They hardly disperse so its a bit more of a trial.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Muphaser

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I did. I sit with this FINE A$$ hottie. WHo happens to be the best looking in the class and she was pretty shy until I was walking to the bus stop with her. I number closed with her. So I'll wait until monday until monday when i see her in class befor i call her.

Oh the il thing didnt work quite well. This girl said:
"I think I got a stomach bug"

And she did look pretty ill and green. So i left it o_0
l8z
 

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there's this reallly hot brunette in my physics class. nice, luscious lips, slammin' body, basically all u can ask for physically in a girl. she's a jr. i'm a sr. i'm definately not her type, b/c she's extremely materialistic(fashionista) and seems like a wild child.

the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.

i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
 

The Master Disaster

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Originally posted by .illadelph
there's this reallly hot brunette in my physics class. nice, luscious lips, slammin' body, basically all u can ask for physically in a girl. she's a jr. i'm a sr. i'm definately not her type, b/c she's extremely materialistic(fashionista) and seems like a wild child.

the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.

i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
Also makes girls jealous that you like.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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