well after a few days of school i switched one of my classes. its loaded!! 2 of the hottest girls in my grade and like 8 of my closest friends. i sit next to one of the hotties. i ask her about the class and what its like. didnt wanna talk to her too much...she's sick so i didnt wanna bug her. so im looking for something to funny to say to her about not getting me sick. so could someone help me out with a line?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
i sit next to her
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
arutha
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:crackup: Say that in a kinda sexual way, and it could be really hilarious. I'll have to remember that.Originally posted by Soniq_red
"I wanna miss some school, care to make me sick?"
Although I'm in uni not school, and if you want to miss it you just simpy miss it and no one cares... Oh well.
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Make fun of her cold it should work.
like when she sneezes say:
"Gross, What you got up in there?"
like when she sneezes say:
"Gross, What you got up in there?"
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
phatboi408
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If your in college then just go up and just sit right in between all the girls.
I did. I sit with this FINE A$$ hottie. WHo happens to be the best looking in the class and she was pretty shy until I was walking to the bus stop with her. I number closed with her. So I'll wait until monday until monday when i see her in class befor i call her.
Oh the il thing didnt work quite well. This girl said:
"I think I got a stomach bug"
And she did look pretty ill and green. So i left it o_0
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Oh the il thing didnt work quite well. This girl said:
"I think I got a stomach bug"
And she did look pretty ill and green. So i left it o_0
l8z
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.illadelph
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there's this reallly hot brunette in my physics class. nice, luscious lips, slammin' body, basically all u can ask for physically in a girl. she's a jr. i'm a sr. i'm definately not her type, b/c she's extremely materialistic(fashionista) and seems like a wild child.
the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.
i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.
i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
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Also makes girls jealous that you like.Originally posted by .illadelph
there's this reallly hot brunette in my physics class. nice, luscious lips, slammin' body, basically all u can ask for physically in a girl. she's a jr. i'm a sr. i'm definately not her type, b/c she's extremely materialistic(fashionista) and seems like a wild child.
the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.
i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.