well after a few days of school i switched one of my classes. its loaded!! 2 of the hottest girls in my grade and like 8 of my closest friends. i sit next to one of the hotties. i ask her about the class and what its like. didnt wanna talk to her too much...she's sick so i didnt wanna bug her. so im looking for something to funny to say to her about not getting me sick. so could someone help me out with a line?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
i sit next to her
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
arutha
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:crackup: Say that in a kinda sexual way, and it could be really hilarious. I'll have to remember that.Originally posted by Soniq_red
"I wanna miss some school, care to make me sick?"
Although I'm in uni not school, and if you want to miss it you just simpy miss it and no one cares... Oh well.
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Make fun of her cold it should work.
like when she sneezes say:
"Gross, What you got up in there?"
like when she sneezes say:
"Gross, What you got up in there?"
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
phatboi408
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If your in college then just go up and just sit right in between all the girls.
I did. I sit with this FINE A$$ hottie. WHo happens to be the best looking in the class and she was pretty shy until I was walking to the bus stop with her. I number closed with her. So I'll wait until monday until monday when i see her in class befor i call her.
Oh the il thing didnt work quite well. This girl said:
"I think I got a stomach bug"
And she did look pretty ill and green. So i left it o_0
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Oh the il thing didnt work quite well. This girl said:
"I think I got a stomach bug"
And she did look pretty ill and green. So i left it o_0
l8z
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there's this reallly hot brunette in my physics class. nice, luscious lips, slammin' body, basically all u can ask for physically in a girl. she's a jr. i'm a sr. i'm definately not her type, b/c she's extremely materialistic(fashionista) and seems like a wild child.
the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.
i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.
i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
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Also makes girls jealous that you like.Originally posted by .illadelph
there's this reallly hot brunette in my physics class. nice, luscious lips, slammin' body, basically all u can ask for physically in a girl. she's a jr. i'm a sr. i'm definately not her type, b/c she's extremely materialistic(fashionista) and seems like a wild child.
the past couple labs, i've been in her group. we conversate a little, it boosts my confidence knowing i'm chatting up a real hottie. it goes to show that the really hot girl is NOT out of your league.
i don't wanna hook up w/this girl or nething, i just wanna be friends- cos being friends with attractive girls booosts your worth for some reason. maybe that's being too shallow, but it's fact.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.