Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I hate that this is my girl mentality. Anyways you need to calm down a real dj never gets angry we're smart that's what makes us djs. Secondly what we do are not trick there is no kino tricks no rapport tricks. This well miss you up if you're thinking you're tricking someone. Thirdly you need to make here realize that you are better and he is not. Don't be an @ss about it be smooth. Say something like he that guy was really cool but his breath stanked. She'll, "really I didn't notice". Then you say,"you can hang around him if you want but I don't want that stink killin me". There simple and with less anger.Last Man Standing said:You have "been" with her for a week and now she is "your" girl? HUH????
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I like how this last part makes even less sense than the rest.thn2 said:Now, I'm a half jerk. At least, I have been lifting weights very hard and now feel like not giving a f*ck. But, there are times when my nice guy side unconscious shows up.
Some advices, please.....