"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I need some SERIOUS advice....
- Thread starter Bussey
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
the_great_gaia
Senior Don Juan
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
Its not oneitis man. But its a challenge, and I love challenges! Plus, I have other options, but I want to see if all this DJ stuff can even corrupt a Mormon, it be interesting to know, and I'll for sure keep you all updated.
So I take it your saying I have a shot, considering she's already kinda broken the rules.
Thats my plan, she's already crossed a bit, considereing your not allowed to hold hands, ahah wacky religion.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Royal Elite
Banned
Listen bro, women were put here for us! Women will always change to please the guy they are crazy about. Women have always been spoils of war, because they are easily adaptable creatures.
If you game is tight you will have her screaming "oh God like" the sinner she will believe she is!!!
ShizamDaMan
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Good luck kid
Plan is
Try to corrupt her
Go for other chicks, and blow this one off sometimes, considering she's a work in progress.
(She has white hot chocolate - she made sure there wasn't caffeine in it. I was creeped out by that, until I read about Mormon's haha.)
Prolly just end up pulling a Snoop if this chick won't change in a week, and 'drop it like its hot'.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.