"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I Need some major advice here

Target_100

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I havent heard from her today, I know she is partying with her ex.

I'm not going to contact her, just wait and see what happens.

I have a feeling that she might text me after the party is over and ask me to come and pick her up, if that happens, I think I'll just indicate that I am with some other girls and that I am busy.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Befuddled

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get your money back and forget about her.

You're no ones backup guy.

And besides.....your a guy, you dont need the dramas.

Fvck her if you can, but get rid of the leash (your money).
 

Kidquick

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it's amazing how often girls do what they want, and then later offer some kind of pvssy ass excuse and inevitably get us to turn into friggon pvssy-whipped-without-a-clue guys
Damn, that really hit home with me and my current situation...thanks for the wake up call Befuddled. :(
 

Target_100

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It looks like its going to work out now, but You never know with mental nut case hos. At least I learned a lesson. I should hit myself for being so dumb...
 

Ballistik

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I should hit myself for being so dumb...
I second this.

Get the fvck in her then get the fvck outa there.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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