"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I need some INTENSE songs!

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Check out the albums "Evil Heat" and "XTRMNTR" by Primal Scream.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Triple T said:
thanks guys so far.

I like the punkrocker one, not too intense but catchy. :) and i've never heard it before. Punkrocker is a good example. Any other suggestions tho?

Yeah, that really is a great song... but now that I think about it, I think that "Cobrastyle" might actually be a better choice for you to use. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uix6fkMGw

Teddybears Featuring Mad Cobra -- "Cobrastyle"

"Mi press trigger mi nuh press people button
Nuh bodda chat come face mi wid somethin
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin
Ten haffi use so mi get di next dozen, fool

Press trigger mi nuh press people button
Nuh bodda chat come face mi wid somethin
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin
Ten haffi use so mi get di next dozen (fool)
Anytime they ready punahussy start war
See who now fi spread it out more pon di tar

My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digigi uu uuu ?
carubuano peer with di bom digi bom di deng di deng digigi uu uuu??x2

Punahussy siddung and a watch how man a live
Watch yah man a own a own roll big
Siddung and a plan fi come put man pon fridge
Memba when yuh dig hole a two yuh fi dig
Certain likkle bwoy we a stop deal wid
Claim seh dem a friend and dem badmind deh friend

My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digigi uu uuu ?
carubuano peer with di bom digi bom di deng di deng digigi uu uuu??x2

Mi press trigger mi nuh press people button
Nuh bodda chat come face mi wid somethin
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin
Claim seh dem a friend and dem badmind deh friend."
 
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yea thats a good song, but some other guy i know already used it and his vid is quite popular.

I'm looking for songs that "build up" lose yourself by emeniem is a good example.
Or those other songs they use in trailers that are all dramatic and everything.

any suggestions?
 

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Triple T said:
I'm looking for songs that "build up" lose yourself by emeniem is a good example. Or those other songs they use in trailers that are all dramatic and everything.
Therion - O fortuna
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yzAe_xWpJgM

Hell, try some RZA. That usually works.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Aboleo said:
its good, but I think i need something different. This one sounds just like every other one i've heard so far.

I don't know if i'm really making sense, but this song has been used tons of times in the mountain biking scene.

thanks though for all the songs so far, any other ones?
 
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