"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i need some help

cablecow15

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ok this girl has made arrangements to meet me at the movies and give me a bj .i dont know her very well so if i wear a condom will it protect me from any oraly transferd stds?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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penkitten

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an oral condom would protect you however why do you want a bj from a girl you dont know very well?
 

cablecow15

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well weve been iming eachother for a while and she started geting kinky with ehr words and i eventualy flirted my way into her offering a bj so yea ive never got one before so this should be a lerning experiance lol
 

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Condom is certainly a good idea if she has cold sores and you don't like the idea of "downstairs-cold-sores" (herpes).

But why not just as well stay home and jack off? A bj at the movies with a complete stranger doesn't exactly sound like a recipie for a long-term relationship (or even short term or one-night-stand for that matter). Plus you don't have to leave your house for an awkward back alley with a handful of rodents for an audience.
 

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i dont know im gonna go and just see what happens im not worried about anything and if it comes down to it ive got condoms this girls bi too .shes moving soon so i doubt therell be a good relationship
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dante3214

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I'd say relax and be comfortable, and try to learn as much as possibly from it.



BUT PLEASE DEAR GOD WEAR A CONDOM!

And bring more than one!

Cauliflower on your d!ck aint nice. (nasty pics)
 
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