"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I need a new scent for the condo.

Which one do I get?

  • Buttercream

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Sun & Sand

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • French Vanilla

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Vanilla Lime

    Votes: 3 33.3%

  • Willow Breeze

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Other

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    9
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Damn you Yankee Candle. I got one of those electric air fresheners. Looking for something inviting but not overpowering.

Buttercream - Fresh churned butter creamed with confectioner's sugar and vanilla bean.

Sun & Sand - A tropical beach breeze of sweet orange flower, lemony citrus, fresh lavender and powdery musk.

French Vanilla (what I had before) - Uhh, it's Vanilla.

Vanilla Lime - Smooth and refreshing... the creamy richness of vanilla with sweet cane sugar and a zesty lime twist.

Willow Breeze - The lush, sweet aroma of green willow and lemon blossom spiced with Spanish moss and sandalwood.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dear God man! Just get a few glade pluggins and end it! As long as it smells nice to you, things are fine!
 
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What can I say... I'm picky lol.
 
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...okay look go to your local grocery store or walmart and pick up these free standing nonelectrical glass air freshners me and my room mates have. They all smell nice last longer and are fashionable...as they seem to blend with the rooms very easily... Plus they cost 2 dollars less then most electric air freshners...

...and don't f*cking ask how I arrived at this conclusion either...I just god d*mned know alright!!!

I'm out!
 
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Haha, how are we to vote on the poll if we can't smell anything! :rolleyes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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buttercream , sun and sand, sweet honeysuckle, clean cotton, juicy peach, home sweet home
are all great
 
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penkitten said:
buttercream , sun and sand, sweet honeysuckle, clean cotton, juicy peach, home sweet home
are all great
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Hmmm, juicy peach....for some reason that seems more than appropriate.
 
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It's well documented women tend to lean more to Licorice, Leather and Lavender as favorite aroma's for naughty night time things.

But vanilla for everything else.
 
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Id do one for your particular accasion- I know I cant spell.You tried incense?Nag champa? carefull tho u might smell hippyish tho.Some ppl like it, not all.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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