"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i met her tonight, she's into me BUT.. gold diggerish tendencies

pete101

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now she's text me to tell me she's had an emergency and is heading to the airport (i imagine she's going back to south america to see a sick family member or something) and that she's back next thursday..

i still sense that she's trying to see if she has me in her pocket.. normally i'd just send her back 'ok' as i dont want to give too much away but in this case is something like 'ok have safe flight' giving too much away.. 'ok' seems a bit rude?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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pete101 said:
it shouldn't be surprise that she knows women in the area who 'hook' .. so she makes money being a madam from time to time settign up her hot friends with rich old guys to have sex and what not.. i imagine she must have hooked in the past too hence her 'dont like tight men' thing.. it's just coincidence she's physically attracted to me as i'm her racial type.
So your date is basically a wh0re/female pimp? And you're wondering if she might have some "gold diggerish tendencies"? (that's got to be an understatement of the century :D)
 

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I think this guy is trolling. There is no way a human being can be so oblivious.
 
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