"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I use what I call Southwest Twanguage

Referring to women as phillies and men as billies

Perhaps a convo would go something like this.

Phillie: I love you.
Billie: Of course you do.
Phillie: What do you mean? <---- May say something with complex women code or tell you that you are full of yourself

Billie: Why wouldn't you love me?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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4th letter said:
I use what I call Southwest Twanguage

Referring to women as phillies and men as billies

Perhaps a convo would go something like this.

Phillie: I love you.
Billie: Of course you do.
Phillie: What do you mean? <---- May say something with complex women code or tell you that you are full of yourself

Billie: Why wouldn't you love me?
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this is gold as well.
 
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For those who have been with in a LTR say 2 yrs and you already said i love you back, there is one to throw in.
Her: I love you (looking at you with a smile expecting an "i love you" back)
Me: Thank you (look and smile)
Her: (eyes widen, caught unexpectingly thinking oh no he didn't just not say "i love you" back)
usually she'll start playful hitting you, where she go "well? anything else you want to say?" and she keeps hitting trying to hint you that she is still still waiting for her "i love you" back.

use when you two are beyound the should i say "i love you" back stage.
 
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There are two answers i give depending on the situation,

1.(Your in a relationship)
Her:'I love you..."
Me:'wow, what a coincidence' (Say this like your semi-shocked and say
it slowly)... "I love myself too, we really do have so much in common..."

2.(In a bar or club)
Her:"I think i love you..."
Me:"Prove it..."
Her:"What?" or "Um, how?"
Me:"Take my hand..." Stretch out your hand and lead her to a more
secluded part of the club/bar and start making out with her, or just reach
over and kiss her. I love this one, most of the time they bite, big time!
Then of course lead them to your car and get them back to your place,
pronto.

Q:"But what if they reject your kiss?"
A:I say to her "I knew you were all talk...by the way, how does it feel to
be tested by a man..." Then i get up and walk away.
 
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Her: I think Im in love with you
You: Well i CAN say that I think Im in "like" with you, love is to strong of a word you know?

Her:..........
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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rather than start a new thread i'll just ask on here. what's a good estimate of how long into an ltr that responding with "i love you too" is appropriate?
 
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If a girl tells you she loves you, and you like her, you don't say anything. Nothing. Not one stupid word. You don't ignore her, either. Instead, you look her right straight in the eyes, then you grab her up and you kiss her. You kiss her like you're sure she's never been kissed before!

If you're pretty good at kissing, soon you'll be eating her out. And if you are pretty good at that, you'll soon be ****ing her. Thats what you want, right?

What the **** is wrong with you guys... haven't you ever kissed a girl?

Jesus Christ t!tty-fvcking...:cuss:
 
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(JJ) said:
rather than start a new thread i'll just ask on here. what's a good estimate of how long into an ltr that responding with "i love you too" is appropriate?
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Gee, I don't know.....wouldn't it kind of depend on whether you actually, you know......love her?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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They say they love me, I tell them I love me too, they throwin it right at me, what the **** am I supposed to do?
 
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