"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"I love you" coming up soon - what is the best response?

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I use what I call Southwest Twanguage

Referring to women as phillies and men as billies

Perhaps a convo would go something like this.

Phillie: I love you.
Billie: Of course you do.
Phillie: What do you mean? <---- May say something with complex women code or tell you that you are full of yourself

Billie: Why wouldn't you love me?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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4th letter said:
I use what I call Southwest Twanguage

Referring to women as phillies and men as billies

Perhaps a convo would go something like this.

Phillie: I love you.
Billie: Of course you do.
Phillie: What do you mean? <---- May say something with complex women code or tell you that you are full of yourself

Billie: Why wouldn't you love me?
this is gold as well.
 

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For those who have been with in a LTR say 2 yrs and you already said i love you back, there is one to throw in.
Her: I love you (looking at you with a smile expecting an "i love you" back)
Me: Thank you (look and smile)
Her: (eyes widen, caught unexpectingly thinking oh no he didn't just not say "i love you" back)
usually she'll start playful hitting you, where she go "well? anything else you want to say?" and she keeps hitting trying to hint you that she is still still waiting for her "i love you" back.

use when you two are beyound the should i say "i love you" back stage.
 

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There are two answers i give depending on the situation,

1.(Your in a relationship)
Her:'I love you..."
Me:'wow, what a coincidence' (Say this like your semi-shocked and say
it slowly)... "I love myself too, we really do have so much in common..."

2.(In a bar or club)
Her:"I think i love you..."
Me:"Prove it..."
Her:"What?" or "Um, how?"
Me:"Take my hand..." Stretch out your hand and lead her to a more
secluded part of the club/bar and start making out with her, or just reach
over and kiss her. I love this one, most of the time they bite, big time!
Then of course lead them to your car and get them back to your place,
pronto.

Q:"But what if they reject your kiss?"
A:I say to her "I knew you were all talk...by the way, how does it feel to
be tested by a man..." Then i get up and walk away.
 

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Her: I think Im in love with you
You: Well i CAN say that I think Im in "like" with you, love is to strong of a word you know?

Her:..........
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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rather than start a new thread i'll just ask on here. what's a good estimate of how long into an ltr that responding with "i love you too" is appropriate?
 

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If a girl tells you she loves you, and you like her, you don't say anything. Nothing. Not one stupid word. You don't ignore her, either. Instead, you look her right straight in the eyes, then you grab her up and you kiss her. You kiss her like you're sure she's never been kissed before!

If you're pretty good at kissing, soon you'll be eating her out. And if you are pretty good at that, you'll soon be ****ing her. Thats what you want, right?

What the **** is wrong with you guys... haven't you ever kissed a girl?

Jesus Christ t!tty-fvcking...:cuss:
 

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(JJ) said:
rather than start a new thread i'll just ask on here. what's a good estimate of how long into an ltr that responding with "i love you too" is appropriate?
Gee, I don't know.....wouldn't it kind of depend on whether you actually, you know......love her?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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They say they love me, I tell them I love me too, they throwin it right at me, what the **** am I supposed to do?
 
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