"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"I love you" coming up soon - what is the best response?

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I use what I call Southwest Twanguage

Referring to women as phillies and men as billies

Perhaps a convo would go something like this.

Phillie: I love you.
Billie: Of course you do.
Phillie: What do you mean? <---- May say something with complex women code or tell you that you are full of yourself

Billie: Why wouldn't you love me?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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4th letter said:
I use what I call Southwest Twanguage

Referring to women as phillies and men as billies

Perhaps a convo would go something like this.

Phillie: I love you.
Billie: Of course you do.
Phillie: What do you mean? <---- May say something with complex women code or tell you that you are full of yourself

Billie: Why wouldn't you love me?
this is gold as well.
 

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For those who have been with in a LTR say 2 yrs and you already said i love you back, there is one to throw in.
Her: I love you (looking at you with a smile expecting an "i love you" back)
Me: Thank you (look and smile)
Her: (eyes widen, caught unexpectingly thinking oh no he didn't just not say "i love you" back)
usually she'll start playful hitting you, where she go "well? anything else you want to say?" and she keeps hitting trying to hint you that she is still still waiting for her "i love you" back.

use when you two are beyound the should i say "i love you" back stage.
 

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There are two answers i give depending on the situation,

1.(Your in a relationship)
Her:'I love you..."
Me:'wow, what a coincidence' (Say this like your semi-shocked and say
it slowly)... "I love myself too, we really do have so much in common..."

2.(In a bar or club)
Her:"I think i love you..."
Me:"Prove it..."
Her:"What?" or "Um, how?"
Me:"Take my hand..." Stretch out your hand and lead her to a more
secluded part of the club/bar and start making out with her, or just reach
over and kiss her. I love this one, most of the time they bite, big time!
Then of course lead them to your car and get them back to your place,
pronto.

Q:"But what if they reject your kiss?"
A:I say to her "I knew you were all talk...by the way, how does it feel to
be tested by a man..." Then i get up and walk away.
 

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Her: I think Im in love with you
You: Well i CAN say that I think Im in "like" with you, love is to strong of a word you know?

Her:..........
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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rather than start a new thread i'll just ask on here. what's a good estimate of how long into an ltr that responding with "i love you too" is appropriate?
 

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If a girl tells you she loves you, and you like her, you don't say anything. Nothing. Not one stupid word. You don't ignore her, either. Instead, you look her right straight in the eyes, then you grab her up and you kiss her. You kiss her like you're sure she's never been kissed before!

If you're pretty good at kissing, soon you'll be eating her out. And if you are pretty good at that, you'll soon be ****ing her. Thats what you want, right?

What the **** is wrong with you guys... haven't you ever kissed a girl?

Jesus Christ t!tty-fvcking...:cuss:
 

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(JJ) said:
rather than start a new thread i'll just ask on here. what's a good estimate of how long into an ltr that responding with "i love you too" is appropriate?
Gee, I don't know.....wouldn't it kind of depend on whether you actually, you know......love her?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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They say they love me, I tell them I love me too, they throwin it right at me, what the **** am I supposed to do?
 
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