"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I learned the hard way

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bibby18

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I used everything I learned from reading this website to get the girl I had always wanted, and ironicly getting her was the whole reason I came to here in the first place. But fellas I let my gaurd down and was dropped like a bad habit. This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I KNOW I HAVE to let her go. I KNOW we WONT get back together. I KNOW this should be a LEARNING expierence but I just cant seem to frickin get over it.

The worst part is I KNEW when I was messing up but I just couldnt stop myself.

I need my confidence back but nothing I seem to do now is helping me. Make no mistake, I WANT to get over this.

I thought I was a pretty good a DJ. Do DJ's get hurt though?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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nobody eva believes theories til they learn the hard way

dw bro, i been thru all the hard times. u'll get over it. rite now ur thinking "no i wont" but u will in 2 weeks max

i dont think real DJ's (as in those who have made it to true DJ status) get hurt, bcoz they are quick to next and dont get too caught up with any girl. they stand alone happy and any girl is merely a bonus. losing their girl is just losing a small small part of their great life
 
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what you honestly need is for one of your friends to hook you up with a really hott chick that is willing for a one night stand, and you will forget about this X.
 
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