"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i know this happens a lot

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When ur girl calls u after 3 months of no interest from both sides.

my girl is moving back home in a month...so she called me late night...blah blah.. Flirt flirt...then says she wants to be friends. (yea right girl, like u don't remember that I own ur multiple orgasms)

so...is that a shyt test, power move on her part?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You could go hang out with as a friend then try to bang her, who knows what's going on in a woman's mind, I wouldn't put much effort into her because she mentioned friend to you.
 

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She wants the D. Im sure she has plenty of "friends". Her calling you her "friend" is her way of not feeling like a slut when she calls some guy over to bang randomly. She has plausible deniability for when "it just happens".

Just because she calls you her "friend" does not make you in the friendzone necessarily. Similar to how girls say "i want to date him" when they really mean "i want to fvck his brains out". I've had girls that i'm sleeping with call me a friend when we're clearly not. This is pretty common when you're sleeping with a girl, but not in an exclusive relationship with her. She can't introduce you to her friends as "some dude i'm banging but not dating", so she calls you a friend.

But back to your situation...im assuming you already slept with her previously? If so, then you're good. If not..then you might still be good. Might as well go for it.
 

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Would I be going out on a limb to say that she expects me to chase her now and I'm going to look like I put her at the top. I mean...i put a cute pvssy and sweet cvm juices at top 3, but she's playing some other game...i suspect.

hot guy problems, am I right? Lol
 
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