neobrood
Senior Don Juan
What would you rather be?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
I know that both of these are bad but please vote...
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
that is a hard choice. But at the end, there are lot more important things in life then women......monks do it, and they live a happy and fufilled lifes
Triple X
Senior Don Juan
Bizarre but interesting question.
For me personally it would have to be number 1, even tho you are a virgin you can still slap the salami regularly for some kind of pleasure.
But being married to a feminazi equates to nothing but pain as far as I can see.
For me personally it would have to be number 1, even tho you are a virgin you can still slap the salami regularly for some kind of pleasure.
But being married to a feminazi equates to nothing but pain as far as I can see.
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
http://www.livejournal.com/community/feminist_basher/
Add this to your bookmarks. Its a very good anti-feminist page.
Add this to your bookmarks. Its a very good anti-feminist page.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
#2, without a doubt
You always have the option of cheating.
The b1tch probably wouldn't want kids, anyway.
You always have the option of cheating.
The b1tch probably wouldn't want kids, anyway.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
WHATS WITH THE SWASTIKA??
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
its being thrown in the garbage.
I love this icon...
I love this icon...PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Haven't you heard the term feminazi?
The Bartender
Senior Don Juan
#2. For two reason.
A). Ain't no pvssy like angry pvssy
B). Life Insurance
A). Ain't no pvssy like angry pvssy
B). Life Insurance
Good_ol_boy
Senior Don Juan
Yes, but they have their alter boys!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
thissucks003
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Neither!
That's like asking which would you rather lose; an arm or a leg?
That's like asking which would you rather lose; an arm or a leg?
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
no. its not about losing an arm or leg.
Its about losing your arm or your balls.
I'd rather die a virgin who hasnt gotten laid than be married to a sick psycho feminist who is only gonna a_ss rape you in divorce court and get you behind bars after cheating on her.
And its more problems for you.
Its about losing your arm or your balls.
I'd rather die a virgin who hasnt gotten laid than be married to a sick psycho feminist who is only gonna a_ss rape you in divorce court and get you behind bars after cheating on her.
And its more problems for you.
thissucks003
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If you are dumb enough to marry a psycho beyocth in the 1st place, you deserve to get everything she throws at you and more.
Don of Truth
Don Juan
You discriminate against the swastika ? Why are you a hater ?