neobrood
Senior Don Juan
What would you rather be?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I know that both of these are bad but please vote...
- Thread starter neobrood
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
that is a hard choice. But at the end, there are lot more important things in life then women......monks do it, and they live a happy and fufilled lifes
Triple X
Senior Don Juan
Bizarre but interesting question.
For me personally it would have to be number 1, even tho you are a virgin you can still slap the salami regularly for some kind of pleasure.
But being married to a feminazi equates to nothing but pain as far as I can see.
For me personally it would have to be number 1, even tho you are a virgin you can still slap the salami regularly for some kind of pleasure.
But being married to a feminazi equates to nothing but pain as far as I can see.
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
http://www.livejournal.com/community/feminist_basher/
Add this to your bookmarks. Its a very good anti-feminist page.
Add this to your bookmarks. Its a very good anti-feminist page.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
#2, without a doubt
You always have the option of cheating.
The b1tch probably wouldn't want kids, anyway.
You always have the option of cheating.
The b1tch probably wouldn't want kids, anyway.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
WHATS WITH THE SWASTIKA??
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
its being thrown in the garbage.
I love this icon...
I love this icon...PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Haven't you heard the term feminazi?
The Bartender
Senior Don Juan
#2. For two reason.
A). Ain't no pvssy like angry pvssy
B). Life Insurance
A). Ain't no pvssy like angry pvssy
B). Life Insurance
Good_ol_boy
Senior Don Juan
Yes, but they have their alter boys!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
thissucks003
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Neither!
That's like asking which would you rather lose; an arm or a leg?
That's like asking which would you rather lose; an arm or a leg?
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
no. its not about losing an arm or leg.
Its about losing your arm or your balls.
I'd rather die a virgin who hasnt gotten laid than be married to a sick psycho feminist who is only gonna a_ss rape you in divorce court and get you behind bars after cheating on her.
And its more problems for you.
Its about losing your arm or your balls.
I'd rather die a virgin who hasnt gotten laid than be married to a sick psycho feminist who is only gonna a_ss rape you in divorce court and get you behind bars after cheating on her.
And its more problems for you.
thissucks003
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If you are dumb enough to marry a psycho beyocth in the 1st place, you deserve to get everything she throws at you and more.
Don of Truth
Don Juan
You discriminate against the swastika ? Why are you a hater ?