neobrood
Senior Don Juan
What would you rather be?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I know that both of these are bad but please vote...
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
that is a hard choice. But at the end, there are lot more important things in life then women......monks do it, and they live a happy and fufilled lifes
Triple X
Senior Don Juan
Bizarre but interesting question.
For me personally it would have to be number 1, even tho you are a virgin you can still slap the salami regularly for some kind of pleasure.
But being married to a feminazi equates to nothing but pain as far as I can see.
For me personally it would have to be number 1, even tho you are a virgin you can still slap the salami regularly for some kind of pleasure.
But being married to a feminazi equates to nothing but pain as far as I can see.
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
http://www.livejournal.com/community/feminist_basher/
Add this to your bookmarks. Its a very good anti-feminist page.
Add this to your bookmarks. Its a very good anti-feminist page.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
#2, without a doubt
You always have the option of cheating.
The b1tch probably wouldn't want kids, anyway.
You always have the option of cheating.
The b1tch probably wouldn't want kids, anyway.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
WHATS WITH THE SWASTIKA??
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
its being thrown in the garbage.
I love this icon...
I love this icon...PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Haven't you heard the term feminazi?
The Bartender
Senior Don Juan
#2. For two reason.
A). Ain't no pvssy like angry pvssy
B). Life Insurance
A). Ain't no pvssy like angry pvssy
B). Life Insurance
Good_ol_boy
Senior Don Juan
Yes, but they have their alter boys!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
thissucks003
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Neither!
That's like asking which would you rather lose; an arm or a leg?
That's like asking which would you rather lose; an arm or a leg?
neobrood
Senior Don Juan
no. its not about losing an arm or leg.
Its about losing your arm or your balls.
I'd rather die a virgin who hasnt gotten laid than be married to a sick psycho feminist who is only gonna a_ss rape you in divorce court and get you behind bars after cheating on her.
And its more problems for you.
Its about losing your arm or your balls.
I'd rather die a virgin who hasnt gotten laid than be married to a sick psycho feminist who is only gonna a_ss rape you in divorce court and get you behind bars after cheating on her.
And its more problems for you.
thissucks003
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If you are dumb enough to marry a psycho beyocth in the 1st place, you deserve to get everything she throws at you and more.
Don of Truth
Don Juan
You discriminate against the swastika ? Why are you a hater ?