FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
and it felt so good on my penis
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I just had sex
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
She came straight over to my place for our first meetup. We smoked a lil weed and got to it.
Big tiddies, she said CC/D cup. Big butt. Average weight, 5'5 or so. Long, thick, wavy hair. Said she was a mix of Columbian and Ukranian.
Definitely freaky, calling me Daddy all the usual dirty talk.
I actually fvck her raw the first and last time but pulled out. Other times used a condom. Tight and very wet.
She was wearing one of those lacey bodysuit lingerie things with shorts. I went down on her a couple times and she gave me some incredibly sloppy BJs while I spanked her. Yeah yeah save me the lecture, i've been doing this **** for ten years and never had a problem. Only poor women get pregnant.
Anyway definitely one of the better sexual encounters i've had.
Big tiddies, she said CC/D cup. Big butt. Average weight, 5'5 or so. Long, thick, wavy hair. Said she was a mix of Columbian and Ukranian.
Definitely freaky, calling me Daddy all the usual dirty talk.
I actually fvck her raw the first and last time but pulled out. Other times used a condom. Tight and very wet.
She was wearing one of those lacey bodysuit lingerie things with shorts. I went down on her a couple times and she gave me some incredibly sloppy BJs while I spanked her. Yeah yeah save me the lecture, i've been doing this **** for ten years and never had a problem. Only poor women get pregnant.
Anyway definitely one of the better sexual encounters i've had.
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Congrats man but be careful if you guys start something, sounds like she's culturally Catholic.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Yeah I got laid on the weekend too. First date friday night, drinks and then back to the bedroom.
I knew this chick had a good ass but she had a absolute sleeper of a body, perfect fake tits slim and hadnt had kids. Whew, saw her again last night and feeling pretty good about myself today.
I knew this chick had a good ass but she had a absolute sleeper of a body, perfect fake tits slim and hadnt had kids. Whew, saw her again last night and feeling pretty good about myself today.
I had to turn down sex a couple of times this weekend. Wife was working and i had to keep an eye on my kid.
its hard to get away sometimes. I did go out for drinks with a buddy of mine. Its funny how the women were free during the day when i couldnt get away but not at night. Figures
its hard to get away sometimes. I did go out for drinks with a buddy of mine. Its funny how the women were free during the day when i couldnt get away but not at night. Figures