"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I just gotta say...funny..**** today

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Man i found this really hilarious today, i just had to say it....

On way way back home from work, got into the train..for some reason everyone chose this one bench to all sit down on (even me). I sat down, then this short guy sits down in between a girl and me. I dont know WTF he was doing, maybe getting comfrotable or some ****, but he was scrunching over to my side.
ok he stopped, moved over back to the girl's side a bit and gave my legs room to breath again.

Then he fvcking looks at me, i glare back at him from the side of my eyes. a few seconds later, he runs over to the other free seats diagonal from me.
hahahahah man what the power of silence can do...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Maybe he felt his manhood was in danger when you game him that macho-alpha-homoerotic glare.
 
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LOL!

haha... all i can say.. is that there are ssome WHACK people out there! :p


Laterz...
 
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whats funny is i made a post similar to this and it got fukking deleted.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The hidden lesson to be learned...

Originally posted by AverageFC
whats funny is i made a post similar to this and it got fukking deleted.
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I pressume that is was deleted because it was of no use, except for a laugh or 2:rolleyes:

But if you look deep down at this thread, you CAn learn SOMETHING... That something is that you can say ALOT by just looking at somone in a certein way.. meaning... that ScrewIt looked at that guy in an awkward way, and gave him the message that he was not feeling comfortable, so the guy got the hint, and moved. This can be used with women as well... the LOOK that you give a girl can tell them alot... it can tell them if u are interested in them or not, it can tell them if u are in a good/badd mood, etc etc... and visa versa... Think about it:rolleyes: :cool:


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nope i wasnt comfortable. you know how you sit down and your legs are spread out...when he was scrunching over, he was pushing my leg, basically.
 
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Did you check your wallet? :p

I usually tend to get into conversations with people that do odd stuff like that. They are often more interesting than most people you see in everyday life :).
 
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