"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I just gotta say...funny..**** today

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Man i found this really hilarious today, i just had to say it....

On way way back home from work, got into the train..for some reason everyone chose this one bench to all sit down on (even me). I sat down, then this short guy sits down in between a girl and me. I dont know WTF he was doing, maybe getting comfrotable or some ****, but he was scrunching over to my side.
ok he stopped, moved over back to the girl's side a bit and gave my legs room to breath again.

Then he fvcking looks at me, i glare back at him from the side of my eyes. a few seconds later, he runs over to the other free seats diagonal from me.
hahahahah man what the power of silence can do...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Maybe he felt his manhood was in danger when you game him that macho-alpha-homoerotic glare.
 
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LOL!

haha... all i can say.. is that there are ssome WHACK people out there! :p


Laterz...
 
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whats funny is i made a post similar to this and it got fukking deleted.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The hidden lesson to be learned...

Originally posted by AverageFC
whats funny is i made a post similar to this and it got fukking deleted.
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I pressume that is was deleted because it was of no use, except for a laugh or 2:rolleyes:

But if you look deep down at this thread, you CAn learn SOMETHING... That something is that you can say ALOT by just looking at somone in a certein way.. meaning... that ScrewIt looked at that guy in an awkward way, and gave him the message that he was not feeling comfortable, so the guy got the hint, and moved. This can be used with women as well... the LOOK that you give a girl can tell them alot... it can tell them if u are interested in them or not, it can tell them if u are in a good/badd mood, etc etc... and visa versa... Think about it:rolleyes: :cool:


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nope i wasnt comfortable. you know how you sit down and your legs are spread out...when he was scrunching over, he was pushing my leg, basically.
 
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Did you check your wallet? :p

I usually tend to get into conversations with people that do odd stuff like that. They are often more interesting than most people you see in everyday life :).
 
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