"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I just gotta say...funny..**** today

ScrewIt

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Man i found this really hilarious today, i just had to say it....

On way way back home from work, got into the train..for some reason everyone chose this one bench to all sit down on (even me). I sat down, then this short guy sits down in between a girl and me. I dont know WTF he was doing, maybe getting comfrotable or some ****, but he was scrunching over to my side.
ok he stopped, moved over back to the girl's side a bit and gave my legs room to breath again.

Then he fvcking looks at me, i glare back at him from the side of my eyes. a few seconds later, he runs over to the other free seats diagonal from me.
hahahahah man what the power of silence can do...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Maybe he felt his manhood was in danger when you game him that macho-alpha-homoerotic glare.
 

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LOL!

haha... all i can say.. is that there are ssome WHACK people out there! :p


Laterz...
 

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whats funny is i made a post similar to this and it got fukking deleted.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The hidden lesson to be learned...

Originally posted by AverageFC
whats funny is i made a post similar to this and it got fukking deleted.
I pressume that is was deleted because it was of no use, except for a laugh or 2:rolleyes:

But if you look deep down at this thread, you CAn learn SOMETHING... That something is that you can say ALOT by just looking at somone in a certein way.. meaning... that ScrewIt looked at that guy in an awkward way, and gave him the message that he was not feeling comfortable, so the guy got the hint, and moved. This can be used with women as well... the LOOK that you give a girl can tell them alot... it can tell them if u are interested in them or not, it can tell them if u are in a good/badd mood, etc etc... and visa versa... Think about it:rolleyes: :cool:


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ScrewIt

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nope i wasnt comfortable. you know how you sit down and your legs are spread out...when he was scrunching over, he was pushing my leg, basically.
 

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Did you check your wallet? :p

I usually tend to get into conversations with people that do odd stuff like that. They are often more interesting than most people you see in everyday life :).
 
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