I've been married to my wife now for 1 and a half years. We have had a lot of issues in our marriage, a lot of fights, and a lot of drama. But even after all that I still love her. Just last saturday she and the kids flew to germany, where my in-laws live, to visit. Last night I went out with some friends and ran into my one friend's GF. She and I have always flirted but nothing more until last night. I drank well beyond my fair share of alcohol and wound up sleeping with her. The trouble about this is that I feel guilty a little bit for cheating on my wife and even more guilty because I slammed my buddie's girlfriend. I dunno what to do, I know I can't tell my wife, and I really don't feel like getting punched in the face. Not that I would blame him. And this isn't the first time it's happened, I got drunk before and did this with a random stranger a while ago. I don't know if it's that I don't want to face the fact that my marriage sucks and just let loose whenever I drink or what, but something has to give. If anyone has any good advice I'm all ears.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
I just cheated, what do I do?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Hmmmmm
This post seems awfuly fishy...I'm not sure if this is a real question or not...
I'm callin for a vote!
Who says this thread is legit or not?
This post seems awfuly fishy...I'm not sure if this is a real question or not...
I'm callin for a vote!
Who says this thread is legit or not?
KarmaSutra
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Whether it's real or not is irrelevant. This has happened to more than one brother and merits a response.
If you don't want her to know, keep your trap shut. Forever.
If you want to hurt her, let her know.
Those are your only alternatives.
You did it. Live with it.
If you don't want her to know, keep your trap shut. Forever.
If you want to hurt her, let her know.
Those are your only alternatives.
You did it. Live with it.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
iqqi
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Get a divorce, then go find yourself.
Gustav Yavo
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Treat it like a murder scene. Wash your cok with bleach to kill any evidence. Burn the condom along with the sheets you had sex on. The perform a self circumsision so that if there are any witnesses they will not recognize the culprit.
Ye i really dont think this poster is legit, but for the case that im wrong, your a MAN, you did something wrong, live with it and any of the consequences that may come your way.
Ye i really dont think this poster is legit, but for the case that im wrong, your a MAN, you did something wrong, live with it and any of the consequences that may come your way.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
The choices you make in life define you.
It doesn't matter if she ever finds out. It is something YOU DID, and therefor YOU have to live with the way you are. If being a cheater, a liar, or a man who does not honor his vows and or honor his word, is something that you don't want to be, then you need to do some soul searching, and make that change.
Do you like... The man in the mirror!? (Insert some Michael Jackson noises).
It doesn't matter if she ever finds out. It is something YOU DID, and therefor YOU have to live with the way you are. If being a cheater, a liar, or a man who does not honor his vows and or honor his word, is something that you don't want to be, then you need to do some soul searching, and make that change.
Do you like... The man in the mirror!? (Insert some Michael Jackson noises).
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
Be a man. Take responsibility for your actions, because this stuff always seems to come back around. If she finds out from anyone other than you, you're f*cked.
Tell your wife and tell your friend. Let your friend punch your lights out because you deserve it. Let your wife decide whether to stay with you or not. Hopefully she won't if she has any self-respect, and you deserve that, too.
Prodigy746
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THIS IS WHAT FREAKING HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE GET MARRIED BEFORE THEY ARE READY. I really want to know this
How old were you when you got married?
How many girls did you sleep before you got married?
How long did you date your wife before you married her?
How old were you when you got married?
How many girls did you sleep before you got married?
How long did you date your wife before you married her?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KontrollerX
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What do you do?
Get out of this marriage and stop living a lie and pretending you are in love with this woman.
You may of been once but you clearly aren't anymore.
You already fvcked two other people and you're probably not going to stop hooking up with randoms so why keep wasting your wife's time or yours in this farce of a marriage?
Get out of this marriage and stop living a lie and pretending you are in love with this woman.
You may of been once but you clearly aren't anymore.
You already fvcked two other people and you're probably not going to stop hooking up with randoms so why keep wasting your wife's time or yours in this farce of a marriage?
amoka said:
I am not blaming this on anyone but myself, alcohol is never an excuse. I just wrote in detail to sort of fill in the blanks.
And as far as deserving to be punched out and have her leave; after a lot of thought and reading different peoples views on this, its absolutley true. I did the worst thing I could think of doing and not only did I hurt my wife again but I also just ruined a friendship. And for anyone who wants to know, I did get punched in the face.
drmeathead
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KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT THIS. IF YOU ARE EVER CONFRONTED DENY DENY DENY. IF THE CHICK YOU ****ED WOULD TELL YOUR WIFE. TELL YOUR WIFE YOU DENYED HER AND THIS IS SOME CRAZY SCHEME TO RUIN YOUR MARRIAGE TO GET BACK AT YUO AND THAT YOU LOVE HER. UNLESS THERE IS A VIDEO RUNNING ON YOUPORN IT NEVER HAPPENED...GET IT?
for the record i dont agree with what you did but since you asked for advice and not a morality check i offfered my thoughts above.
for the record i dont agree with what you did but since you asked for advice and not a morality check i offfered my thoughts above.
temptation is notoriously hard to conquer, the best thing you can do is just avoid the temptation long enough so you can build up enough strength not to give into it later. this is your wife man, it's time for you to change your ways. but as long as you want change first its fine, nothing too much to worry about. the worst she can do is divorce you.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.