"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I have this crazy idea for those who like masturbation threads

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Check it, I'm starting a 40 day 40 night thing, no releasing of semen, no sex, foreplay is okay. But its different from your average thread and might have you screaming. I plan to jerkoff like 3 times a day until the time of release, then im gonna stop and do something else. This should build it up. Im gonna do this until day 40 if I don't die first LOL:D

I have one question now. who's daring enough to try this feat with me? Who's goin down with me? Are yall brave enough to accept this challenge because this may affect your life greatly.
you might collapse in the street and then BLOOOWWW!
I know I ain't alone in this, people gotta want to be down with this. Unlike other masturbation threads, at least you can watch porn and feel the orgasm but you can't release it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jeez man talk about a ****in blueballs.
 
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count me out, i'm pretty happy with my one time a week thing i got goin now
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok AFK is in we'll wait till we get more people to join in.
Oh the insanity :D and be honest guys so far I got 1 day, remember give updates on your status so we can keep the thread alive
 
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Hey if we can have a masturbate to near-orgasm but stop challenge, why not have a let's get gang banged by horny elephants three times a day challenge. They're equally nuts.
 
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im ****ing up for it. Lets do this ****, so bascially 40days of no wanking. Im in aus and its 3:50 pm, on monday:cool:
This is going to be ****ing hard, i can hardly last a week.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Do people not realize what "no new masturbation threads" mean?

For the love of god people LEARN TO READ! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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I thought these usually came out around Lent! Starting early, joe?

This has been done to death. Why beat a dead horse? (Badda-bing.)

And, for future reference, unless you have a question about beating it (God forbid), post this in Anything Else to save me the work of closing it. :D
 
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