"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have this crazy idea for those who like masturbation threads

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Check it, I'm starting a 40 day 40 night thing, no releasing of semen, no sex, foreplay is okay. But its different from your average thread and might have you screaming. I plan to jerkoff like 3 times a day until the time of release, then im gonna stop and do something else. This should build it up. Im gonna do this until day 40 if I don't die first LOL:D

I have one question now. who's daring enough to try this feat with me? Who's goin down with me? Are yall brave enough to accept this challenge because this may affect your life greatly.
you might collapse in the street and then BLOOOWWW!
I know I ain't alone in this, people gotta want to be down with this. Unlike other masturbation threads, at least you can watch porn and feel the orgasm but you can't release it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Jeez man talk about a ****in blueballs.
 
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count me out, i'm pretty happy with my one time a week thing i got goin now
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Ok AFK is in we'll wait till we get more people to join in.
Oh the insanity :D and be honest guys so far I got 1 day, remember give updates on your status so we can keep the thread alive
 
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Hey if we can have a masturbate to near-orgasm but stop challenge, why not have a let's get gang banged by horny elephants three times a day challenge. They're equally nuts.
 
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im ****ing up for it. Lets do this ****, so bascially 40days of no wanking. Im in aus and its 3:50 pm, on monday:cool:
This is going to be ****ing hard, i can hardly last a week.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Do people not realize what "no new masturbation threads" mean?

For the love of god people LEARN TO READ! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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I thought these usually came out around Lent! Starting early, joe?

This has been done to death. Why beat a dead horse? (Badda-bing.)

And, for future reference, unless you have a question about beating it (God forbid), post this in Anything Else to save me the work of closing it. :D
 
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