"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I have this crazy idea for those who like masturbation threads

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Check it, I'm starting a 40 day 40 night thing, no releasing of semen, no sex, foreplay is okay. But its different from your average thread and might have you screaming. I plan to jerkoff like 3 times a day until the time of release, then im gonna stop and do something else. This should build it up. Im gonna do this until day 40 if I don't die first LOL:D

I have one question now. who's daring enough to try this feat with me? Who's goin down with me? Are yall brave enough to accept this challenge because this may affect your life greatly.
you might collapse in the street and then BLOOOWWW!
I know I ain't alone in this, people gotta want to be down with this. Unlike other masturbation threads, at least you can watch porn and feel the orgasm but you can't release it.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Jeez man talk about a ****in blueballs.
 

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count me out, i'm pretty happy with my one time a week thing i got goin now
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Ok AFK is in we'll wait till we get more people to join in.
Oh the insanity :D and be honest guys so far I got 1 day, remember give updates on your status so we can keep the thread alive
 

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Hey if we can have a masturbate to near-orgasm but stop challenge, why not have a let's get gang banged by horny elephants three times a day challenge. They're equally nuts.
 

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im ****ing up for it. Lets do this ****, so bascially 40days of no wanking. Im in aus and its 3:50 pm, on monday:cool:
This is going to be ****ing hard, i can hardly last a week.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Do people not realize what "no new masturbation threads" mean?

For the love of god people LEARN TO READ! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

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I thought these usually came out around Lent! Starting early, joe?

This has been done to death. Why beat a dead horse? (Badda-bing.)

And, for future reference, unless you have a question about beating it (God forbid), post this in Anything Else to save me the work of closing it. :D
 
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