"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have this crazy idea for those who like masturbation threads

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Check it, I'm starting a 40 day 40 night thing, no releasing of semen, no sex, foreplay is okay. But its different from your average thread and might have you screaming. I plan to jerkoff like 3 times a day until the time of release, then im gonna stop and do something else. This should build it up. Im gonna do this until day 40 if I don't die first LOL:D

I have one question now. who's daring enough to try this feat with me? Who's goin down with me? Are yall brave enough to accept this challenge because this may affect your life greatly.
you might collapse in the street and then BLOOOWWW!
I know I ain't alone in this, people gotta want to be down with this. Unlike other masturbation threads, at least you can watch porn and feel the orgasm but you can't release it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Jeez man talk about a ****in blueballs.
 
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count me out, i'm pretty happy with my one time a week thing i got goin now
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Ok AFK is in we'll wait till we get more people to join in.
Oh the insanity :D and be honest guys so far I got 1 day, remember give updates on your status so we can keep the thread alive
 
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Hey if we can have a masturbate to near-orgasm but stop challenge, why not have a let's get gang banged by horny elephants three times a day challenge. They're equally nuts.
 
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im ****ing up for it. Lets do this ****, so bascially 40days of no wanking. Im in aus and its 3:50 pm, on monday:cool:
This is going to be ****ing hard, i can hardly last a week.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Do people not realize what "no new masturbation threads" mean?

For the love of god people LEARN TO READ! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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I thought these usually came out around Lent! Starting early, joe?

This has been done to death. Why beat a dead horse? (Badda-bing.)

And, for future reference, unless you have a question about beating it (God forbid), post this in Anything Else to save me the work of closing it. :D
 
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