Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I have spots on my penis!!

sandinista

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For as long as i can remember, i've had these little spots all over the back on my penis. I mean, theres hundreds of them!

I don't think they are a disease or anything as i've had them for years. Can anyone explain what they are and if theres a way to get rid of them?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Chewy Bagel

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I would take your question to a different board such as a medical forum where you can ask this type of question and get an accurate response. Also, you could try searching for an answer using google.com search under: penis spots.

This DJ forum is more about how to better yourself physically. It's not about people speculating on someone else's skin problems.

Cheers!
 

Iceberg

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It sounds like you have a case of penis spots.





Seriously, you might just have a discoloration. If you've had it for years, probably years predating your sexual activity, then it's just one of those minor abnomalities like moles or freckles.

You could always ask a professional.
 

K56Connect

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They're hair follicles. I have them too. It's the same type of hair follicles that 99% of guys have on their balls, it's just that we got fvcked and also have them on the underside of our penis. Hair usually doesn't grow out of them, you can't get rid of them, and if a chick ever asks what these little bumps are, you say, "They're speed bumps, b!tch, now run over them!"
 
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