"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I have spots on my penis!!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had these little spots all over the back on my penis. I mean, theres hundreds of them!

I don't think they are a disease or anything as i've had them for years. Can anyone explain what they are and if theres a way to get rid of them?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I would take your question to a different board such as a medical forum where you can ask this type of question and get an accurate response. Also, you could try searching for an answer using google.com search under: penis spots.

This DJ forum is more about how to better yourself physically. It's not about people speculating on someone else's skin problems.

Cheers!
 
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It sounds like you have a case of penis spots.





Seriously, you might just have a discoloration. If you've had it for years, probably years predating your sexual activity, then it's just one of those minor abnomalities like moles or freckles.

You could always ask a professional.
 
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They're hair follicles. I have them too. It's the same type of hair follicles that 99% of guys have on their balls, it's just that we got fvcked and also have them on the underside of our penis. Hair usually doesn't grow out of them, you can't get rid of them, and if a chick ever asks what these little bumps are, you say, "They're speed bumps, b!tch, now run over them!"
 
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