"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I have PROOF GOD EXISTS!!!
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Now explain to me how the simple smile is universal in all cultures if evolution is true.
Scrumtulescence
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That was so unbelievably stupid I HAVE to believe it's a joke. For the sake of my faith in humanity, I have to.
Erm, that just shows how well mankind has adapted to the land - i.e. evolution.
And I can't really imagine God sitting there on the day of creation thinking "Hmmm, I'll give this yellow thing a tab, just like those soda cans mankind will invent millions of years in the future".
Personally, I'm just willing to accept that our existence and origin is far too complicated for a human mind to comprehend. Just like a shark or earwig could never comprehend or imagine politics, economics or linguistics, humans can't possibly comprehend what lies beyond their existence.
And I can't really imagine God sitting there on the day of creation thinking "Hmmm, I'll give this yellow thing a tab, just like those soda cans mankind will invent millions of years in the future".
Personally, I'm just willing to accept that our existence and origin is far too complicated for a human mind to comprehend. Just like a shark or earwig could never comprehend or imagine politics, economics or linguistics, humans can't possibly comprehend what lies beyond their existence.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Shiftkey
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Seems like a better arguement for evolution than creationism.
Chimps smile too. It's a trait that stayed with us as we evolved from them.
No, it just goes to prove how far behind are some people in evolutionary progress.Helter Skelter said:
http://www.csicop.org/si/9611/cartoon-evolution.gif
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I was just about to say that after watching many of creationist videos and hearing their arguments (I came from a fundamentalist background), creationism and parodies of creationism are virtually indistinguishable and that I wouldn't be surprised if the guy was deathly serious.Slevin said:
Helter Skelter
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Slevin said:
WOW!!
Great find. I didn't think anyone could be that dumb.
It HAD TO BE A JOKE.
Anti-evolutionists have been made fun of because of lack of logic but this takes the cake.
If we didn't evolve, God should be shot for making two guys so stupid.
Helter Skelter
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Exactly.Shiftkey said:
I am always reminded of a quote by Michael Shermer: smart people believe in weird things because they are better skilled at defending their beliefs which they arrived at for less than smart reasons.Helter Skelter said:
Helter Skelter
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Hilarious!Deep Dish said:
Deep Dish, I think, I want to have your statement
engraved in stone or something. I've never heard it put so well.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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I can prove to you God exists. Just look at this picture.
How could Michelangelo have photographet God with a camera if God doesn't exist, you explain that to me. He also painted quite a few portraits of God (and of Abe Lincoln, but that's another thing) and how could he have painted them if God wasn't there?
How could Michelangelo have photographet God with a camera if God doesn't exist, you explain that to me. He also painted quite a few portraits of God (and of Abe Lincoln, but that's another thing) and how could he have painted them if God wasn't there?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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