"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I have PROOF GOD EXISTS!!!
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Now explain to me how the simple smile is universal in all cultures if evolution is true.
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That was so unbelievably stupid I HAVE to believe it's a joke. For the sake of my faith in humanity, I have to.
Erm, that just shows how well mankind has adapted to the land - i.e. evolution.
And I can't really imagine God sitting there on the day of creation thinking "Hmmm, I'll give this yellow thing a tab, just like those soda cans mankind will invent millions of years in the future".
Personally, I'm just willing to accept that our existence and origin is far too complicated for a human mind to comprehend. Just like a shark or earwig could never comprehend or imagine politics, economics or linguistics, humans can't possibly comprehend what lies beyond their existence.
And I can't really imagine God sitting there on the day of creation thinking "Hmmm, I'll give this yellow thing a tab, just like those soda cans mankind will invent millions of years in the future".
Personally, I'm just willing to accept that our existence and origin is far too complicated for a human mind to comprehend. Just like a shark or earwig could never comprehend or imagine politics, economics or linguistics, humans can't possibly comprehend what lies beyond their existence.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Shiftkey
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Seems like a better arguement for evolution than creationism.
Chimps smile too. It's a trait that stayed with us as we evolved from them.
No, it just goes to prove how far behind are some people in evolutionary progress.Helter Skelter said:
http://www.csicop.org/si/9611/cartoon-evolution.gif
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
I was just about to say that after watching many of creationist videos and hearing their arguments (I came from a fundamentalist background), creationism and parodies of creationism are virtually indistinguishable and that I wouldn't be surprised if the guy was deathly serious.Slevin said:
Helter Skelter
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Slevin said:
WOW!!
Great find. I didn't think anyone could be that dumb.
It HAD TO BE A JOKE.
Anti-evolutionists have been made fun of because of lack of logic but this takes the cake.
If we didn't evolve, God should be shot for making two guys so stupid.
Helter Skelter
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Exactly.Shiftkey said:
I am always reminded of a quote by Michael Shermer: smart people believe in weird things because they are better skilled at defending their beliefs which they arrived at for less than smart reasons.Helter Skelter said:
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Hilarious!Deep Dish said:
Deep Dish, I think, I want to have your statement
engraved in stone or something. I've never heard it put so well.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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I can prove to you God exists. Just look at this picture.
How could Michelangelo have photographet God with a camera if God doesn't exist, you explain that to me. He also painted quite a few portraits of God (and of Abe Lincoln, but that's another thing) and how could he have painted them if God wasn't there?
How could Michelangelo have photographet God with a camera if God doesn't exist, you explain that to me. He also painted quite a few portraits of God (and of Abe Lincoln, but that's another thing) and how could he have painted them if God wasn't there?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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