“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I have poision Ivy on my butt and ball sack!

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Originally it came on my butt, because I was dragged in the woods last weekend with no pants on. And now it spread to my ball sack! This is just embarrassing.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Well, I'd suggest you go to a doctor and see what is safe to put on it to relieve the itching. The nether-regions are more sensitive than the rest of your body and I'm not sure if you're supposed to put Calamine lotion there or not. At least call the local Emergency Room of the hospital and ask.

We just moved into a new place and the backyard has a whole jungle of poison ivy. It looks like some poison sumac as well. The landscapers won't remove it, either. Guess they don't want to mess with it.
 
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Wyldfire said:
Well, I'd suggest you go to a doctor and see what is safe to put on it to relieve the itching. The nether-regions are more sensitive than the rest of your body and I'm not sure if you're supposed to put Calamine lotion there or not. At least call the local Emergency Room of the hospital and ask.

We just moved into a new place and the backyard has a whole jungle of poison ivy. It looks like some poison sumac as well. The landscapers won't remove it, either. Guess they don't want to mess with it.
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there is poison killers for that.

btw Canibus, humor me by telling me why you were dragged through the woods without any pants on?

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Well, I was drunk. My jeans were on, but they weren't pulled up. I passed out and my friends were trying to get me to get back to the house.

Also, I got this cream from the store that says you can use it on your genitals.
 
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Also, I got this cream from the store that says you can use it on your genitals.
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Look at the bright side. You were not the only one that this ever happened to.

Drink Responsibly.

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Yeah, its going to be a while before I drink again, I got caught. :down:
 
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Canibus27 said:
I got caught. :down:
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and with your pants down...literally...and you got the scars to prove it...hehe, sorry...couldn't resist!

I hope you feel better soon.
 
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