"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I have poision Ivy on my butt and ball sack!

Canibus27

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Originally it came on my butt, because I was dragged in the woods last weekend with no pants on. And now it spread to my ball sack! This is just embarrassing.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Well, I'd suggest you go to a doctor and see what is safe to put on it to relieve the itching. The nether-regions are more sensitive than the rest of your body and I'm not sure if you're supposed to put Calamine lotion there or not. At least call the local Emergency Room of the hospital and ask.

We just moved into a new place and the backyard has a whole jungle of poison ivy. It looks like some poison sumac as well. The landscapers won't remove it, either. Guess they don't want to mess with it.
 

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Wyldfire said:
Well, I'd suggest you go to a doctor and see what is safe to put on it to relieve the itching. The nether-regions are more sensitive than the rest of your body and I'm not sure if you're supposed to put Calamine lotion there or not. At least call the local Emergency Room of the hospital and ask.

We just moved into a new place and the backyard has a whole jungle of poison ivy. It looks like some poison sumac as well. The landscapers won't remove it, either. Guess they don't want to mess with it.
there is poison killers for that.

btw Canibus, humor me by telling me why you were dragged through the woods without any pants on?

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Well, I was drunk. My jeans were on, but they weren't pulled up. I passed out and my friends were trying to get me to get back to the house.

Also, I got this cream from the store that says you can use it on your genitals.
 

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Canibus27 said:
Also, I got this cream from the store that says you can use it on your genitals.
Look at the bright side. You were not the only one that this ever happened to.

Drink Responsibly.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yeah, its going to be a while before I drink again, I got caught. :down:
 

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Canibus27 said:
I got caught. :down:
and with your pants down...literally...and you got the scars to prove it...hehe, sorry...couldn't resist!

I hope you feel better soon.
 
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