"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I have poision Ivy on my butt and ball sack!

Canibus27

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Originally it came on my butt, because I was dragged in the woods last weekend with no pants on. And now it spread to my ball sack! This is just embarrassing.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Well, I'd suggest you go to a doctor and see what is safe to put on it to relieve the itching. The nether-regions are more sensitive than the rest of your body and I'm not sure if you're supposed to put Calamine lotion there or not. At least call the local Emergency Room of the hospital and ask.

We just moved into a new place and the backyard has a whole jungle of poison ivy. It looks like some poison sumac as well. The landscapers won't remove it, either. Guess they don't want to mess with it.
 

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Wyldfire said:
Well, I'd suggest you go to a doctor and see what is safe to put on it to relieve the itching. The nether-regions are more sensitive than the rest of your body and I'm not sure if you're supposed to put Calamine lotion there or not. At least call the local Emergency Room of the hospital and ask.

We just moved into a new place and the backyard has a whole jungle of poison ivy. It looks like some poison sumac as well. The landscapers won't remove it, either. Guess they don't want to mess with it.
there is poison killers for that.

btw Canibus, humor me by telling me why you were dragged through the woods without any pants on?

comic_relief
 

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Well, I was drunk. My jeans were on, but they weren't pulled up. I passed out and my friends were trying to get me to get back to the house.

Also, I got this cream from the store that says you can use it on your genitals.
 

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Canibus27 said:
Also, I got this cream from the store that says you can use it on your genitals.
Look at the bright side. You were not the only one that this ever happened to.

Drink Responsibly.

comic_relief
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Canibus27

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Yeah, its going to be a while before I drink again, I got caught. :down:
 

Wyldfire

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Canibus27 said:
I got caught. :down:
and with your pants down...literally...and you got the scars to prove it...hehe, sorry...couldn't resist!

I hope you feel better soon.
 
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