"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I Have Pecs!!!!!!!

alboh

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After 20 years of skinniness of two months in the gym, I was just taking off my shirt to take a shower and realized I HAVE PECS!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D OK they're pretty small right now, but pecs are pecs, and they'll only get bigger from here.

Every time I go to the gym these days I leave feeling like a little bit less of a boy and little bit more of a man. Thanks to everyone here for the tips -- I wouldn't have pecs without you. :rolleyes: :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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sonick182

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haha good job!

Im a skinny guy too, i remember after like a week or two of really working out, POP! Pecs!!! :D
 

alboh

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Non if they're (were in my case) so small you can see your ribcage thru em.
 

daniel

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Haha, cool, dude!

I also have a story I'd like to share.. :)
I've been skinny for 19 years, joined a gym about 3 months ago.. No, 2½..
Anyway, some weeks ago when I came from the shower I saw that there was some guy who was heading my way and he had a clearly visible sixpack! Nothing extreme, but it was there!
Then I realized it was a mirror :D
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by alboh
After 20 years of skinniness of two months in the gym, I was just taking off my shirt to take a shower and realized I HAVE PECS!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D OK they're pretty small right now, but pecs are pecs, and they'll only get bigger from here.

Every time I go to the gym these days I leave feeling like a little bit less of a boy and little bit more of a man. Thanks to everyone here for the tips -- I wouldn't have pecs without you. :rolleyes: :D
the same thing happened to me a few months ago :D
 
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