"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have NO female friends!

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Originally posted by Iguana
I have a female friend and we are so NOT attracted to each other, never had.

I would never **** her.

There you go, all your theories failed.


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DJdamage put it nicely.

of course you wouldnt fvck her, doing her means ending the freindship. you only fvck the ones that u dont need as friends.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You have no female friends?

Consider yourself lucky.
 
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Men and Women can never be 'friends'

Women have girl friends and 'guy they want to fukk' friends.

There isn't a 3rd category.
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I made my comentary because of this one.

Of course men and women can be friends!!!!


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Originally posted by Dee-Zy
Men and Women can never be 'friends'

Women have girl friends and 'guy they want to fukk' friends.

There isn't a 3rd category.
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Also the "guy who buys me stuff"
 
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Fatality

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Originally posted by Iguana
I have a female friend and we are so NOT attracted to each other, never had.

I would never **** her.

There you go, all your theories failed.


Iguana
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Maybe she wants to **** you.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Don't worry about it. I don't have any either. I only have women whom I haven't boned yet.

Last Saturday I met 2 new ones. Boned one that night and the other on Tue. I wouldn't call em friends, but fawk buddies.
 
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