"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I have NO female friends!

ScrewIt

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Originally posted by Iguana
I have a female friend and we are so NOT attracted to each other, never had.

I would never **** her.

There you go, all your theories failed.


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DJdamage put it nicely.

of course you wouldnt fvck her, doing her means ending the freindship. you only fvck the ones that u dont need as friends.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Luveno

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You have no female friends?

Consider yourself lucky.
 

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Men and Women can never be 'friends'

Women have girl friends and 'guy they want to fukk' friends.

There isn't a 3rd category.

I made my comentary because of this one.

Of course men and women can be friends!!!!


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Originally posted by Dee-Zy
Men and Women can never be 'friends'

Women have girl friends and 'guy they want to fukk' friends.

There isn't a 3rd category.
Also the "guy who buys me stuff"
 

Fatality

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Originally posted by Iguana
I have a female friend and we are so NOT attracted to each other, never had.

I would never **** her.

There you go, all your theories failed.


Iguana
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Maybe she wants to **** you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don't worry about it. I don't have any either. I only have women whom I haven't boned yet.

Last Saturday I met 2 new ones. Boned one that night and the other on Tue. I wouldn't call em friends, but fawk buddies.
 
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