I hate when this happens... foul smelling snatch

[JoeMarron]

:crackup: I have been fortunate enough to never experience this. Give these chicks some yogurt and fruits. The hygiene freaks probably make it worse, douching kills all the good bacteria

 

[VikingKing]

One time I was going down on this girl I was sleeping with. Somthing wasn't right.

I asked her "why does it taste weird." she replied "I think I have a yeast infection....."

I was like aw jesus, why didn't you tell me before I did that. She said becuase she was embarrest. wtf.

 

[MM92]

Only ever happened once to me. I was about to go down on her and the smell hit me like a tonne of bricks. Slowwlllyy took my face away from the area. Still banged her though.

 

[SAYNO]

Thats why i never-ever eat snatch females are just to F**king foul nowdays.. Btw to my mind eating snatch nowdays is like sucking another dudes penis, females are just to ratchet, quite a few will F**k one guy and then turn around and F**k another one without even bathing!:nervous: Do you really want your tongue in contact with another dudes jizz? And yes quite a few have herpes and will still let you eat them out without a care in the world!:cuss: Also, more than likely mrs Sh**typie is screwinging more than one person, i have found that most females nowdays have at least two sex partners even the ones in so called committed relationships. Nope no puzzie eater here. Fuuck that S**t is nasty and way too dangerous.

 

[countwoofoolah]

Something told me not to click on this thread while eating my dinner. Did it anyway.

You got balls bro

 

[countwoofoolah]

I had to drop a couple plates recently because they stunk. There is nothing worse then getting behind a chick and having to hold your breath.


There is a baacteria thay is sexually transmitted that causes vaginosis. Not sure what the cure is though.


Ill be banging my new top plate this weekend and my one fear is she will smell. How the eff do I handle it if she does?

This makes me think , has anyone done some doggy and in the middle of it ...smelt that fart smell ? It keeps happening to me !!!

Literally stop and check its all in the right place...

Still freaking traumatizing

 

[origin138]

Thats why i never-ever eat snatch females are just to F**king foul nowdays.. Btw to my mind eating snatch nowdays is like sucking another dudes penis, females are just to ratchet, quite a few will F**k one guy and then turn around and F**k another one without even bathing!

HA! This happened to another friend of mine. He was all excited he was going to be hitting a new plate. She came over that night and he went down on her and was like "why does it taste so salty?" She started laughing. Turns out she was with some dude a few hours earlier and never even washed her cooch out.

Why men put broads on a pedestal I will never know.

You got balls bro

I couldn't' resist. It was like staring at a train wreck.

I have been fortunate enough to never experience this.

Play around a little more and you will, mark my words! The first thing you'll think of when it happens is "fck, I need to take a shower" and the second thing you'll think of is this thread.

 

[Night-hawk]

This gives new interpretation to the lines,

Fair is faul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.

I wonder if Shakespeare was making slight mockery of having whiffed some faul Elizabethan era poon in his writings.

'My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun...
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath [poon] that from my mistress reeks.'