I hate when this happens... foul smelling snatch

[tryst type]

Man, this is the second time this has happened to me with a chick I was looking forward to hooking up with.

We were at the movies and I got her all worked up and was using my fingers over her leggings on her crotch, well, what I usually do as a test is non-nonchalantly after take a quick whiff of my fingers to ascertain her hygiene level.

This one was soooo bad, I instantly lost 100% attraction and felt sick to my stomach, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom just so I could wash my hand and the smell still lingered!

Won't be making any more efforts to see this one again!

 

[Jules_Winfield]

Man, this is the second time this has happened to me with a chick I was looking forward to hooking up with.

We were at the movies and I got her all worked up and was using my fingers over her leggings on her crotch, well, what I usually do as a test is non-nonchalantly after take a quick whiff of my fingers to ascertain her hygiene level.

This one was soooo bad, I instantly lost 100% attraction and felt sick to my stomach, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom just so I could wash my hand and the smell still lingered!

Won't be making any more efforts to see this one again!

You're luck it wasn't a bad breath, bad crotch combo. That combo is unreal.

 

[( . )( . )]

I had to excuse myself to the bathroom just so I could wash my hand and the smell still lingered!

Haha...fool. One does not simply "wash" smelly snatch off.

It has to be worn off.

 

[Night-hawk]

Did the movie you go to stink as well?

"All's smelly that ends well..." Or something like that.

 

[Atom Smasher]

I LOVE these threads. Guaranteed guffaws.

What makes that stink last so long on your fingers, anyway?

 

[Blinkers]

Well that’s completely disgusting! I am sorry you had to endure such a traumatic moment. I have never experienced a fowl smelling trap. Part of me thinks that’s a good thing but there is that sickeningly curious part of me which thinks it would be worthwhile experiencing; sharing in my brother’s anguish and all…
How do you deal with a festering wound like this after discovery? What would you say to the meat bag it’s attached too?

 

[Die Hard]

Eeeewwwwww!!

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Blinkers,
" I have never experienced a fowl smelling trap"...stay single for long and you will...Promise..finishes many beautiful relationships before they have really started...I have crossed a few dry gullies and this is one problem I can't offer a solution for...Though in my experience,Asians don't suffer from this!

 

[Colossus]

^^Agree.

If you haven't encountered a foul snatch, you just haven't been with enough women.

And the common wisdom is always "bad hygiene" or "bad diet", but I'm telling you I have been with girls who DID have ostensibly good hygiene (showered 1-2 x daily), and ate a normal diet. Some girls just get this overabundance of bad flora down there, and it proliferates to create this odor that would stop an army.

Oh, and you cant "wash" it off. It's like tree sap, you have to wear it off.

 

[tryst type]

^^Agree.

If you haven't encountered a foul snatch, you just haven't been with enough women.

And the common wisdom is always "bad hygiene" or "bad diet", but I'm telling you I have been with girls who DID have ostensibly good hygiene (showered 1-2 x daily), and ate a normal diet. Some girls just get this overabundance of bad flora down there, and it proliferates to create this odor that would stop an army.

Oh, and you cant "wash" it off. It's like tree sap, you have to wear it off.

Funny I was about to ask if anyone knew wether this was a bad hygiene or medical condition type of problem.

 

[Albatross953]

One of my plates was like this, impeccable hygiene. She was great at doing kegeels and I learned to hold my breath for thirty minutes at a time..

 

[The Duke]

Maybe it was the dude that spooged in her the night before?

 

[tryst type]

Maybe it was the dude that spooged in her the night before?

Hah I thought this too

 

[Night-hawk]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=193272

Here's some more.

 

[Albatross953]

Maybe it was the dude that spooged in her the night before?

Bahaha what's good for the goose right?

 

[tryst type]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=193272

Here's some more.

Man, that's some scary sh*t. Especially uncleaned semen from other dudes. Yikes.

Do we tell these women their cooch stinks or just walk away? I mean they must know! Unless they're just so used to it that they don't even notice anymore.

 

[origin138]

Something told me not to click on this thread while eating my dinner. Did it anyway.

 

[VladPatton]

LMFAO...best thread of the year goddamn I'm in tears.

Me and a buddy of mine picked up a friend that was "hanging out with his new gf". I had a TransAm and he got in the back. All of a sudden this smell hits us. We were like ''dude, what the fück is that!?''...and he starts laughing. I had to pull over and have him go wash his shıt at a cafe. His hand was pungently marinaded in stinky snatch sauce! I, at times, still have bad dreams about that smell. You know, that type of smell you can taste.

You just gotta bail on chicks like that.

Or...

Smear some feta cheese around your hog and when she slides down your undies for the first time, she's greeted by a tube steak Cesar salad! That'll learn her!

 

[Don_Dom]

Hooked up with this girl the last day I was on vacation. Was one of those girls that had a very strong smell but it wasn't bad at the time...just distinct. I took a shower right after I got back to the place I was staying and was in the ocean twice later that day, but I guess it stuck to my boxers.

Two days later I'm at home about to do laundry...Opened the duffel I was keeping dirty clothes in and it about knocked me out....same smell but with am underlying putrid stink. After washing everything twice the clothes were okay but I never could get it out of the bag. I even sprayed it with lysol and hung it in the garage for a month of summer and there was still a hint of it. ****ing disgusting.

 

[Paintballguy]

The worst experience with rotten snatch I had was years ago in college. I went to a party at my friend's girlfriends place. I met up with a chick there and ended up in her bed at the end of the night. I was pretty hammered when I banged her, so I didn't really realize it then. It wasn't until the next morning when I caught a whiff of my fingers that I nearly puked. It was horrible, and I couldn't get the smell off no matter how much I washed my hands. Then, I was trying to eat breakfast later with everyone, and I kept getting a whiff of it every time I tried to eat. I was just glad I wrapped up. Ughh