Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This caustic substance must penetrate the skin very easily. I was thinking of trying some as rust remover for a classic car restoration I'm working on.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I hate when this happens... foul smelling snatch
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Night-hawk
Master Don Juan
Dab your fingers in a poon pouch and put it on like cologne. Better to smell like a pvssy than act like one. You can tell people you're wearing Snatch, by Calvin Klein.
I had a friend once who went down a chick in a dimly lit room. After a few seconds he realized something was off and went to the restroom to find his mouth and teeth covered in blood.
Turns out chick was on the rag, and he had dried blood stuck in his clear braces for almost a month after.
Just sayin' B!tches be nasty.
Turns out chick was on the rag, and he had dried blood stuck in his clear braces for almost a month after.
Just sayin' B!tches be nasty.
Try working in the medical profession lol. I remember when I was in med school we saw a lot of "indigent" patients. Doing pap smears and pelvic exams on some of these women was terrifying. You know it's bad when the nurse assisting you has to cover her nose....and she's standing 5 feet away.
Obviously, I didn't go into OB/Gyn.
Obviously, I didn't go into OB/Gyn.
LiveFreeX
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They have a food here called 'Stinky Tofu' that smells exactly like that.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Peaks&Valleys
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I have a buddy who went down on a chick who's snatch reaked. He said he just kept licking till the smell went away...
Same guy, years later, got a pube stuck in his teeth from going down on a chick. He kept it in there all day so he could show everybody.
Same guy, years later, got a pube stuck in his teeth from going down on a chick. He kept it in there all day so he could show everybody.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Tryst Type, would you mind if I moved this thread to the general discussion? We might get more amusement if the under 25 crowd starts getting involved. If you'd rather not, that's fine.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
Just don't tell anyone it came from mature men, if the kids only knew the shennanigans that went on in here...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
tryst type
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That's fine. Maybe it'll help start a revolution towards a cure, or maybe not.Atom Smasher said:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
LOL, as of now our cover is blown.Albatross953 said:
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
OK, youngsters, hot from the MM forum, it's time for you to snatch up this thread and run with it.
I had to drop a couple plates recently because they stunk. There is nothing worse then getting behind a chick and having to hold your breath.
There is a baacteria thay is sexually transmitted that causes vaginosis. Not sure what the cure is though.
Ill be banging my new top plate this weekend and my one fear is she will smell. How the eff do I handle it if she does?
There is a baacteria thay is sexually transmitted that causes vaginosis. Not sure what the cure is though.
Ill be banging my new top plate this weekend and my one fear is she will smell. How the eff do I handle it if she does?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I always check the oil with my finger first. If the viscosity is bad, all you can do is make some kind of excuse that you don't feel well and eject. The alternatives for staying are taking a shower together (no guarantee it's gonna work, though), or actually telling her. I've yet to come up with a way to tell a woman that though.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Let's look at this from all angles. What would a woman do if YOU smelled bad down there?
kraytkiller
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Oh god, had this happen to me a while back. Fingered a chick and went to smell my finger, kind of as a test like OP. uuunghhckkk. Immediately went to the bathroom and piled my hand with soap, and spent like 10 minutes trying to wash it off. No luck, it was like the very skin itself had absorbed the stink. Was like that for like three days, and I showered every day.
gravityeyelids
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aww man that **&& is the worst...There's nothing that makes me lose attraction faster than when a girl smells bad. As far as her P****, assuming she showers everyday, i dont know iff theres much more she can do to improve that. I've had girls that tasted/smelled terrible. On the other hand, i was with this girl the other night and i went down on her and she tasted GREAT. usually it's either kinda bad or just meh, but for whatever reason she tasted more than bearable. I actually enjoyed giving her head, and I told her so. but yea i think a lot of the time it changes based on their diet and menstrual cycle
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.