I hate when this happens... foul smelling snatch

[Atom Smasher]

This caustic substance must penetrate the skin very easily. I was thinking of trying some as rust remover for a classic car restoration I'm working on.

 

[Night-hawk]

Dab your fingers in a poon pouch and put it on like cologne. Better to smell like a pvssy than act like one. You can tell people you're wearing Snatch, by Calvin Klein.

 

[origin138]

I had a friend once who went down a chick in a dimly lit room. After a few seconds he realized something was off and went to the restroom to find his mouth and teeth covered in blood.

Turns out chick was on the rag, and he had dried blood stuck in his clear braces for almost a month after.

Just sayin' B!tches be nasty.

 

[Lexington]

Try working in the medical profession lol. I remember when I was in med school we saw a lot of "indigent" patients. Doing pap smears and pelvic exams on some of these women was terrifying. You know it's bad when the nurse assisting you has to cover her nose....and she's standing 5 feet away.

Obviously, I didn't go into OB/Gyn.

 

[LiveFreeX]

They have a food here called 'Stinky Tofu' that smells exactly like that.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

I have a buddy who went down on a chick who's snatch reaked. He said he just kept licking till the smell went away...

Same guy, years later, got a pube stuck in his teeth from going down on a chick. He kept it in there all day so he could show everybody.

 

[origin138]

Try working in the medical profession lol. I remember when I was in med school we saw a lot of "indigent" patients. Doing pap smears and pelvic exams on some of these women was terrifying. You know it's bad when the nurse assisting you has to cover her nose....and she's standing 5 feet away.

Obviously, I didn't go into OB/Gyn.

Hahahaha, and for anyone thinking medicine is like Grey's Anatomy, think again!

 

[Don_Dom]

A+++ Thread

Best thread of the year, already. This should be stickied someplace under "overcoming pedistalization."

Seriously.

Our **** stinks. Their **** stinks but that's before you even get to the tuna boat.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Tryst Type, would you mind if I moved this thread to the general discussion? We might get more amusement if the under 25 crowd starts getting involved. If you'd rather not, that's fine.

 

[Albatross953]

Just don't tell anyone it came from mature men, if the kids only knew the shennanigans that went on in here...

 

[Blinkers]

I went to a theme park cinema once and they let out smells and such things during the movie to "enhance" the experience.
I wonder if in the future threads like this will come with a similar option...

 

[tryst type]

Tryst Type, would you mind if I moved this thread to the general discussion? We might get more amusement if the under 25 crowd starts getting involved. If you'd rather not, that's fine.

That's fine. Maybe it'll help start a revolution towards a cure, or maybe not.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Just don't tell anyone it came from mature men, if the kids only knew the shennanigans that went on in here...

LOL, as of now our cover is blown.

 

[Atom Smasher]

OK, youngsters, hot from the MM forum, it's time for you to snatch up this thread and run with it.

 

[papawapa]

I had to drop a couple plates recently because they stunk. There is nothing worse then getting behind a chick and having to hold your breath.


There is a baacteria thay is sexually transmitted that causes vaginosis. Not sure what the cure is though.


Ill be banging my new top plate this weekend and my one fear is she will smell. How the eff do I handle it if she does?

 

[Atom Smasher]

I always check the oil with my finger first. If the viscosity is bad, all you can do is make some kind of excuse that you don't feel well and eject. The alternatives for staying are taking a shower together (no guarantee it's gonna work, though), or actually telling her. I've yet to come up with a way to tell a woman that though.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Let's look at this from all angles. What would a woman do if YOU smelled bad down there?

 

[kraytkiller]

Oh god, had this happen to me a while back. Fingered a chick and went to smell my finger, kind of as a test like OP. uuunghhckkk. Immediately went to the bathroom and piled my hand with soap, and spent like 10 minutes trying to wash it off. No luck, it was like the very skin itself had absorbed the stink. Was like that for like three days, and I showered every day.

 

[gravityeyelids]

aww man that **&& is the worst...There's nothing that makes me lose attraction faster than when a girl smells bad. As far as her P****, assuming she showers everyday, i dont know iff theres much more she can do to improve that. I've had girls that tasted/smelled terrible. On the other hand, i was with this girl the other night and i went down on her and she tasted GREAT. usually it's either kinda bad or just meh, but for whatever reason she tasted more than bearable. I actually enjoyed giving her head, and I told her so. but yea i think a lot of the time it changes based on their diet and menstrual cycle

 

[pdx1138]

You're luck it wasn't a bad breath, bad crotch combo. That combo is unreal.

BWAHAHA!!

regretfully I've experienced that. moved my head to avoid the crotch
smell while banging then got hit head on with $hit breath. Damn my standards were low at the time. ha ha.