Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I hate when this happens... foul smelling snatch

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Man, this is the second time this has happened to me with a chick I was looking forward to hooking up with.

We were at the movies and I got her all worked up and was using my fingers over her leggings on her crotch, well, what I usually do as a test is non-nonchalantly after take a quick whiff of my fingers to ascertain her hygiene level.

This one was soooo bad, I instantly lost 100% attraction and felt sick to my stomach, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom just so I could wash my hand and the smell still lingered!

Won't be making any more efforts to see this one again!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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tryst type said:
Man, this is the second time this has happened to me with a chick I was looking forward to hooking up with.

We were at the movies and I got her all worked up and was using my fingers over her leggings on her crotch, well, what I usually do as a test is non-nonchalantly after take a quick whiff of my fingers to ascertain her hygiene level.

This one was soooo bad, I instantly lost 100% attraction and felt sick to my stomach, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom just so I could wash my hand and the smell still lingered!

Won't be making any more efforts to see this one again!
You're luck it wasn't a bad breath, bad crotch combo. That combo is unreal.
 

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Did the movie you go to stink as well?

"All's smelly that ends well..." Or something like that.
 

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I LOVE these threads. Guaranteed guffaws.

What makes that stink last so long on your fingers, anyway?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well that’s completely disgusting! I am sorry you had to endure such a traumatic moment. I have never experienced a fowl smelling trap. Part of me thinks that’s a good thing but there is that sickeningly curious part of me which thinks it would be worthwhile experiencing; sharing in my brother’s anguish and all…
How do you deal with a festering wound like this after discovery? What would you say to the meat bag it’s attached too?
 

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Eeeewwwwww!! :p :p :p
 

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Dear Blinkers,
" I have never experienced a fowl smelling trap"...stay single for long and you will...Promise..finishes many beautiful relationships before they have really started...I have crossed a few dry gullies and this is one problem I can't offer a solution for...Though in my experience,Asians don't suffer from this!
 

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^^Agree.

If you haven't encountered a foul snatch, you just haven't been with enough women.

And the common wisdom is always "bad hygiene" or "bad diet", but I'm telling you I have been with girls who DID have ostensibly good hygiene (showered 1-2 x daily), and ate a normal diet. Some girls just get this overabundance of bad flora down there, and it proliferates to create this odor that would stop an army.

Oh, and you cant "wash" it off. It's like tree sap, you have to wear it off.
 

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Colossus said:
^^Agree.

If you haven't encountered a foul snatch, you just haven't been with enough women.

And the common wisdom is always "bad hygiene" or "bad diet", but I'm telling you I have been with girls who DID have ostensibly good hygiene (showered 1-2 x daily), and ate a normal diet. Some girls just get this overabundance of bad flora down there, and it proliferates to create this odor that would stop an army.

Oh, and you cant "wash" it off. It's like tree sap, you have to wear it off.
Funny I was about to ask if anyone knew wether this was a bad hygiene or medical condition type of problem.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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One of my plates was like this, impeccable hygiene. She was great at doing kegeels and I learned to hold my breath for thirty minutes at a time..
 

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Maybe it was the dude that spooged in her the night before?
 

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Howiestern said:
Maybe it was the dude that spooged in her the night before?
Bahaha what's good for the goose right?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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LMFAO...best thread of the year goddamn I'm in tears.

Me and a buddy of mine picked up a friend that was "hanging out with his new gf". I had a TransAm and he got in the back. All of a sudden this smell hits us. We were like ''dude, what the fück is that!?''...and he starts laughing. I had to pull over and have him go wash his shıt at a cafe. His hand was pungently marinaded in stinky snatch sauce! I, at times, still have bad dreams about that smell. You know, that type of smell you can taste.

You just gotta bail on chicks like that.

Or...

Smear some feta cheese around your hog and when she slides down your undies for the first time, she's greeted by a tube steak Cesar salad! That'll learn her!
 

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Hooked up with this girl the last day I was on vacation. Was one of those girls that had a very strong smell but it wasn't bad at the time...just distinct. I took a shower right after I got back to the place I was staying and was in the ocean twice later that day, but I guess it stuck to my boxers.

Two days later I'm at home about to do laundry...Opened the duffel I was keeping dirty clothes in and it about knocked me out....same smell but with am underlying putrid stink. After washing everything twice the clothes were okay but I never could get it out of the bag. I even sprayed it with lysol and hung it in the garage for a month of summer and there was still a hint of it. ****ing disgusting.
 

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The worst experience with rotten snatch I had was years ago in college. I went to a party at my friend's girlfriends place. I met up with a chick there and ended up in her bed at the end of the night. I was pretty hammered when I banged her, so I didn't really realize it then. It wasn't until the next morning when I caught a whiff of my fingers that I nearly puked. It was horrible, and I couldn't get the smell off no matter how much I washed my hands. Then, I was trying to eat breakfast later with everyone, and I kept getting a whiff of it every time I tried to eat. I was just glad I wrapped up. Ughh
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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