"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I gotta bad voice(Help me please)(audio clip)

dadmonson

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Man I think I got a bad sounding voice and I want to kno what can I do to make me speak better(If anything). I'm thinking about taking a chorus class next year to help me out(I'm in high school). It could be just a high school teenage boy puberty thing tho.

Here is my voice, I just said a random monologue I found on the internet, I ain't put no effort into it I justed wanted yall to here how my true voice is.

http://media.putfile.com/myvoice216

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DJ4Real

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Nah, your voice is cool. Mike Tysons voice is weird.
 

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I don't know. Everyone thinks they have a weird voice. Yours doesn't seem too especially gay or anything. Then again, I only heard you say two words.
 

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sexual state, is when you are thinking bout last time you had sex, this will cause your voice to go into a lower voice tone, just speak a little lower and a little sexier,
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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joekerr31

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well in the 2 second clip your voice doesn't sound that wierd.

do you have a big nose?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

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everyone thinks their voice is wierd when they hear it for the first time
 

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Deal with it . . . I think my voice is a little odd, but people always know it's me. I called this girl I don't really know too well the other day and said "Hey, it's _____" and she knew exactly who I was. I asked how and she said it was my voice and that it was different. Different can be good, my friends . . .
 

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I'd work on your expression, more than anything else...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lol funny. i don't think it's all that weird of a voice. i think i have a strange voice and a weird accent somehow too. i'm from wisconsin and this girl i work with asked me if i was from boston. plus i think i have a scottish or irish type of accent going on when i use an s word i say sh. so when i'm talking about seeing the sea it sounds like sheeing the shee.

well, there's not much you can do about it either way, so who cares? i dont get much bs about it.
 
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