"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I gotta bad voice(Help me please)(audio clip)

dadmonson

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Man I think I got a bad sounding voice and I want to kno what can I do to make me speak better(If anything). I'm thinking about taking a chorus class next year to help me out(I'm in high school). It could be just a high school teenage boy puberty thing tho.

Here is my voice, I just said a random monologue I found on the internet, I ain't put no effort into it I justed wanted yall to here how my true voice is.

http://media.putfile.com/myvoice216

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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DJ4Real

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Nah, your voice is cool. Mike Tysons voice is weird.
 

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I don't know. Everyone thinks they have a weird voice. Yours doesn't seem too especially gay or anything. Then again, I only heard you say two words.
 

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sexual state, is when you are thinking bout last time you had sex, this will cause your voice to go into a lower voice tone, just speak a little lower and a little sexier,
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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joekerr31

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well in the 2 second clip your voice doesn't sound that wierd.

do you have a big nose?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

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everyone thinks their voice is wierd when they hear it for the first time
 

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Deal with it . . . I think my voice is a little odd, but people always know it's me. I called this girl I don't really know too well the other day and said "Hey, it's _____" and she knew exactly who I was. I asked how and she said it was my voice and that it was different. Different can be good, my friends . . .
 

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I'd work on your expression, more than anything else...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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lol funny. i don't think it's all that weird of a voice. i think i have a strange voice and a weird accent somehow too. i'm from wisconsin and this girl i work with asked me if i was from boston. plus i think i have a scottish or irish type of accent going on when i use an s word i say sh. so when i'm talking about seeing the sea it sounds like sheeing the shee.

well, there's not much you can do about it either way, so who cares? i dont get much bs about it.
 
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