"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I gotta bad voice(Help me please)(audio clip)

dadmonson

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Man I think I got a bad sounding voice and I want to kno what can I do to make me speak better(If anything). I'm thinking about taking a chorus class next year to help me out(I'm in high school). It could be just a high school teenage boy puberty thing tho.

Here is my voice, I just said a random monologue I found on the internet, I ain't put no effort into it I justed wanted yall to here how my true voice is.

http://media.putfile.com/myvoice216

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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DJ4Real

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Nah, your voice is cool. Mike Tysons voice is weird.
 

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I don't know. Everyone thinks they have a weird voice. Yours doesn't seem too especially gay or anything. Then again, I only heard you say two words.
 

Mr. Cardio

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sexual state, is when you are thinking bout last time you had sex, this will cause your voice to go into a lower voice tone, just speak a little lower and a little sexier,
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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joekerr31

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well in the 2 second clip your voice doesn't sound that wierd.

do you have a big nose?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

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Soprano

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everyone thinks their voice is wierd when they hear it for the first time
 

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Deal with it . . . I think my voice is a little odd, but people always know it's me. I called this girl I don't really know too well the other day and said "Hey, it's _____" and she knew exactly who I was. I asked how and she said it was my voice and that it was different. Different can be good, my friends . . .
 

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I'd work on your expression, more than anything else...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol funny. i don't think it's all that weird of a voice. i think i have a strange voice and a weird accent somehow too. i'm from wisconsin and this girl i work with asked me if i was from boston. plus i think i have a scottish or irish type of accent going on when i use an s word i say sh. so when i'm talking about seeing the sea it sounds like sheeing the shee.

well, there's not much you can do about it either way, so who cares? i dont get much bs about it.
 
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