"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I got SLAPPED!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hahah that's awesome! I can't believe you said that! The worst that has ever happened to me: approached a girl at the mall. I swear to god, she looked like she was in her late teens or early 20's! The moment i said hi, this black girl she was with starts SCREAMING off the top of her lungs (in a crowded mall, mind you): "SHE'S 14!!!! YOU SICK ****!!! **** YOUU!!" I thought i was gonna die of laughter then and there. Barely made it back to my friends, hahah :D
 
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elemenohpee said:
I was out with some friends at a club on saturday night, and we were playing a game as to who could get rejected the most times in that night.

Which meant going up to girls and just really not caring, and some of my friends actually picked up.

One incident that happened to me was, i went up to one of the hottest girls and said:

(knowing this line probably wasnt going to work anyway)

ME:''Hi, would you like to dance?"
HOTTY:"No Way!''
ME:"I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, i said 'you look fat in those pants'
HOTTY: *slap*

Gee it was funny
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haha:rockon: you should of countered the move or something
 
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Krassus said:
Hahah that's awesome! I can't believe you said that! The worst that has ever happened to me: approached a girl at the mall. I swear to god, she looked like she was in her late teens or early 20's! The moment i said hi, this black girl she was with starts SCREAMING off the top of her lungs (in a crowded mall, mind you): "SHE'S 14!!!! YOU SICK ****!!! **** YOUU!!" I thought i was gonna die of laughter then and there. Barely made it back to my friends, hahah :D
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That was funny, yet what if she was alone?
 
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absolutely hilarious props for posting and makin gmy day !:up:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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