"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I got SLAPPED!

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hahah that's awesome! I can't believe you said that! The worst that has ever happened to me: approached a girl at the mall. I swear to god, she looked like she was in her late teens or early 20's! The moment i said hi, this black girl she was with starts SCREAMING off the top of her lungs (in a crowded mall, mind you): "SHE'S 14!!!! YOU SICK ****!!! **** YOUU!!" I thought i was gonna die of laughter then and there. Barely made it back to my friends, hahah :D
 

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elemenohpee said:
I was out with some friends at a club on saturday night, and we were playing a game as to who could get rejected the most times in that night.

Which meant going up to girls and just really not caring, and some of my friends actually picked up.

One incident that happened to me was, i went up to one of the hottest girls and said:

(knowing this line probably wasnt going to work anyway)

ME:''Hi, would you like to dance?"
HOTTY:"No Way!''
ME:"I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, i said 'you look fat in those pants'
HOTTY: *slap*

Gee it was funny
haha:rockon: you should of countered the move or something
 

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Krassus said:
Hahah that's awesome! I can't believe you said that! The worst that has ever happened to me: approached a girl at the mall. I swear to god, she looked like she was in her late teens or early 20's! The moment i said hi, this black girl she was with starts SCREAMING off the top of her lungs (in a crowded mall, mind you): "SHE'S 14!!!! YOU SICK ****!!! **** YOUU!!" I thought i was gonna die of laughter then and there. Barely made it back to my friends, hahah :D

That was funny, yet what if she was alone?
 

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absolutely hilarious props for posting and makin gmy day !:up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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