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Don Juan
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Haha that's funny as hell. GJ.
BtW i used to own an elemenohpee. Way back in the day.
BtW i used to own an elemenohpee. Way back in the day.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I got SLAPPED!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hahah that's awesome! I can't believe you said that! The worst that has ever happened to me: approached a girl at the mall. I swear to god, she looked like she was in her late teens or early 20's! The moment i said hi, this black girl she was with starts SCREAMING off the top of her lungs (in a crowded mall, mind you): "SHE'S 14!!!! YOU SICK ****!!! **** YOUU!!" I thought i was gonna die of laughter then and there. Barely made it back to my friends, hahah 
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Don Juan
haha:rockon: you should of countered the move or somethingelemenohpee said:
Krassus said:Hahah that's awesome! I can't believe you said that! The worst that has ever happened to me: approached a girl at the mall. I swear to god, she looked like she was in her late teens or early 20's! The moment i said hi, this black girl she was with starts SCREAMING off the top of her lungs (in a crowded mall, mind you): "SHE'S 14!!!! YOU SICK ****!!! **** YOUU!!" I thought i was gonna die of laughter then and there. Barely made it back to my friends, hahah
That was funny, yet what if she was alone?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.